I have a fantasy, some one hit me with a stick and call me horse teeth.
I have a fantasy, some one hit me with a stick and call me horse teeth.
And somebody must eventually ask, "Why in the hell were you here in the first place?!?!"
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
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Originally Posted by TheVitaleMob
Ah yes, good point - bigpoppapuff?![]()
bigpoppapuff scares me
Remember to breathe
Originally Posted by Baron Porthos
you mean to tell me that you never had fantasies about tonya??.......bad is bad!!!!...
for those who didn't open the link........another tonya fan...lol...
dear tonya‚
lately i’ve been having naughty dreams about touching you in your special place that smells like the sea. sometimes after i’m done fingering your papercut i paint around your mouth with your own period juices. then i punch you in the face so that you’ll cry. you look like a sad clown and it makes me damp as a cellar down there. i wish you didn’t reject that story about the roach spray‚ it really turned me on. i’d let you set off a entire roach bomb inside my cooter.
love always‚ toni
That is just not right!!!Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff
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Freaky.
I thought it was a tampon joke!
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