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    Default Tis the season...

    Its too damn early for Christmas. Went to the store last night and almost tripped over a display of Ponsettas, next to the singing santa. Its too damn early I say. So to celebrate- if your not between the ages of 4 and 14, and you are not currently sleeping with me... no gift for you*. On a side note I do not know anyone between the ages of 4 and 14. So I baught me a middle of november anti-Christmas gift:



    MMM... Titanium. I feel so trendy and gay. Damn Jewelry selling nazis.

    *Unless I get your name is the Secret Santa.

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    nice

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    I LIKE Titanium.
    "smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
    and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud


    "The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa

    “The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda

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    Yep definitely gay. Ha Ha now you need to hook up reaganyouth and Shagaroo with some of that whip cream. ROTFLMAO. Seriously though them be some cool rings.

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    A buddy of mine used to have a titanium wedding ring (it was since, um, discharged of it's duty)...

    He used to use it to open beer bottles. Did I mention he was my hero?

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    So if I sleep with you, I get a gift?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperChuck
    So if I sleep with you, I get a gift?
    I am scared now. Maybe you should take it to another forum...How about this one!
    Last edited by Jonsey5484; 11-17-2005 at 10:22 AM.

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    You scare me Jonsey
    Remember to breathe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Porthos
    You scare me Jonsey


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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Porthos
    You scare me Jonsey
    worse has been posted here. much, much worse. *cough**george**cough*

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    Depends on what your defination of "sleep" is..

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