how can i help???....

**Kayakinboy** · 12-08-2005, 04:36 PM

Cello on or Cello off?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

**QuietC** · 12-08-2005, 04:52 PM

Yes, I was bringing my dog in from her daily duties, and I found a cigar laying there on the ground. It smelled pretty nasty but I figured what the hell, maybe it'll taste great. Well I managed to only smoke half of it, quite frankly it tasted like sh*t. Do you think my taste buds are going or was it just a dog rocket.

bigpoppapuff · 12-08-2005, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by QuietC

Yes, I was bringing my dog in from her daily duties, and I found a cigar laying there on the ground. It smelled pretty nasty but I figured what the hell, maybe it'll taste great. Well I managed to only smoke half of it, quite frankly it tasted like sh*t. Do you think my taste buds are going or was it just a dog rocket.

it,no doubt,was not a cigar...you smoked a dog turd...hopefully it was from your dog and not from your neighbors bull mastiff....

now,if you find that you enjoyed it...think of the money you can save..

**cigarsarge** · 12-09-2005, 05:44 PM

OK...My cockateal woke up. Now he flys around and farts smoke from the cigar he smoked. How long will this last? Should I allow him to smoke again? Maybe Strawberry Phillies would at least make his farts smell better. What would you do Puff?

bigpoppapuff · 12-09-2005, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by cigarsarge

OK...My cockateal woke up. Now he flys around and farts smoke from the cigar he smoked. How long will this last? Should I allow him to smoke again? Maybe Strawberry Phillies would at least make his farts smell better. What would you do Puff?

i thought you were gonna tell me how he tasted after being roasted....

.......if he's farting smoke,i'd suggest you try getting on letterman's stupid pet tricks....that's gotta be so cool watching the little guy flying around and letting out little poofs of smoke....

**TheSilentChamber** · 12-09-2005, 06:32 PM

Crayons tasite good, but whitch color tastes best? What color play-doo dipping sausge do you recomend?

**basil** · 12-09-2005, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff

i thought you were gonna tell me how he tasted after being roasted....

.......if he's farting smoke,i'd suggest you try getting on letterman's stupid pet tricks....that's gotta be so cool watching the little guy flying around and letting out little poofs of smoke....

farm 'im out for skywriting.

**slime** · 01-04-2006, 12:55 PM

I wanna coach football at Penn State, but the old bastid there won't retire. What should I do

Hi guys, I recognize a few names already

bigpoppapuff · 01-04-2006, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by slime

I wanna coach football at Penn State, but the old bastid there won't retire. What should I do

Hi guys, I recognize a few names already

given the circumstances,i hope you'll wait....he's a great coach....and man...

**Kaz** · 01-04-2006, 01:34 PM

Where do Swisher Sweets come from? Are they born like cockroaches?

**Mavido** · 12-08-2005, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by Kayakinboy

Cello on or Cello off?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

I put all my cigars in flavored condoms... will this effect the taste?

**Drake** · 12-08-2005, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by Mavido

I put all my cigars in flavored condoms... will this effect the taste?

i would imagine only for the better.

**Mavido** · 12-08-2005, 08:21 PM

I have domestic and Isom (i wish) in the same humidor... If they marry will they speak spanish or english?

**cigarsarge** · 12-08-2005, 09:14 PM

I let my Cockateal smoke a 98 Partagas Lusitunia. Now he just lays in the bottom of his cage and looks dead. What should I do?

bigpoppapuff · 12-08-2005, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by cigarsarge

I let my Cockateal smoke a 98 Partagas Lusitunia. Now he just lays in the bottom of his cage and looks dead. What should I do?

prop him up...see if he'll give it a go...if not,roast him...much tastier than cornish hen...

bigpoppapuff · 12-08-2005, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by Mavido

I have domestic and Isom (i wish) in the same humidor... If they marry will they speak spanish or english?

this is exciting...though i don't know if isom's are as hot-blooded as other latina's.....i'd say that they will be bi-lingual if they're box-pressed...

**Mavido** · 12-08-2005, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff

this is exciting...though i don't know if isom's are as hot-blooded as other latina's.....i'd say that they will be bi-lingual if they're box-pressed...

Turns out I had a CAO Brazillian in there.. Now they speak Portuguese... I DONT KNOW Portuguese!!! Im so confused, can i teach my cigars a langauge that i understand, like german or latin, or hebrew? Honestly, who speaks Portuguese!

bigpoppapuff · 12-08-2005, 10:05 PM

Honestly, who speaks Portuguese

going out on a limb here...i'll say "people in portugal for $200,alex"

**SuperChuck** · 12-08-2005, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by Mavido

can i teach my cigars a langauge that i understand, like german or latin, or hebrew? Honestly, who speaks Portuguese!

I would have to guess more people than speak latin...

Portuguese is spoken in foreign, exotic lands... LIke New Bedford and Fall River... And probably most of Taunton... And Swansea, where they have the mawl!

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I realized that those who don't speak portuguese will need a little translation here. Mawl is portuguese for mall.