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  1. 12-21-2005, 07:48 PM #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber
    I prefer embalming fluid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge
    Smokin the sherms TSL.
    Boy, that answers a few questions.
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    Dear BigPoppaPuff,

    CC seems to never sleep and subsists entirely on cigars and tenderloin of asshat. I'm concerned. Do you think he needs an intervention?
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  4. 12-29-2005, 12:37 PM #104
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    top for the noobs..
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    Bpp, I've heard all about seasoning humidors. After I season mine, how do I cook it??? What are some good side dishes to go with it???
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  6. 01-02-2006, 07:48 PM #106
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    Quote Originally Posted by godfather
    Bpp, I've heard all about seasoning humidors. After I season mine, how do I cook it??? What are some good side dishes to go with it???


    i enjoy rice pilaf....as a side dish..but more important is what you used to season your humidor...if you used a mixture of distilled water and blood from a steak you wouldn't want a chicken based rice.....creamed spinach is fine for the green part of your daily pyramid....and don't forget fiber!!!!...
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    Bpp, I went down to my local cigar shop and the lady there tried to sell me a $19 macanudo. Long story short, what's the best way to dispose of a body? Five foot six-ish and a buck forty.
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    I wanna coach football at Penn State, but the old bastid there won't retire. What should I do

    Hi guys, I recognize a few names already
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    Quote Originally Posted by slime
    I wanna coach football at Penn State, but the old bastid there won't retire. What should I do

    Hi guys, I recognize a few names already


    given the circumstances,i hope you'll wait....he's a great coach....and man...
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    Where do Swisher Sweets come from? Are they born like cockroaches?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thepyrofish
    Bpp, I went down to my local cigar shop and the lady there tried to sell me a $19 macanudo. Long story short, what's the best way to dispose of a body? Five foot six-ish and a buck forty.

    Oooohh, oooohhhh! I know! I know! Wrap her in brown paper, put a " White Owl" label on her and hide her in a corner of the humidor. Nobody who buys at a real cigar shop will touch her!

    Is this good BPP? Whaddaya think?
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    $19 for a macanudo???....that's bullshit!!!...my guess is that she was trying to get $6 for the cigar and $13 for a hand-job.....
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    It's not a large shop, she's bigger than the humidor...and starting to stink. HELP!
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    Quote Originally Posted by thepyrofish
    It's not a large shop, she's bigger than the humidor...and starting to stink. HELP!
    Starting to stink? All the more reson to stick a White Owl label on her for camoflage, I think. BPP, do you think they make a plastic tube big enough for her?
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    lime.
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    Who's gonna make margaritas at a time like this you fool. ;)
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    Tequila, not only a clothing solvent, makes what to do with dead bodies alot clearer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thepyrofish
    Who's gonna make margaritas at a time like this you fool. ;)

    LOL!
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    Ok how do you pronounce Padron

    Paid-drun or Pah-drone?
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    Dear Bigpoppapuff, In another thread you mentioned that you had a way I could earn raisins can you explain? Thank you






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