Quote Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff
first point....it's OLIVA....you're sneaking an "i" in there....they tend to be sluts,and upmanns are not choosy......just be happy they didn't make a mi cubano....if ever there was a short bus cigar.......

Oliva? No "I"? Wait a minute! No wonder he left her! She's nothing but a fraud! She was probably sour and bitter from the start. Just trying to pretend to be a quality stick!

Huh..... I never made the connection...

Thanks Mr. BPP, you're a lifesaver!