Hospital Humor

[cigarsarge]

I was, oh god, the first thing I thought was if I could take it back I would. But she forgave me. Eventually. Now she laughs about it, but didn't think it was so funny at the time. I said it innocently, just trying to have conversation, but as you grow older, you grow wiser (usually, that is) and I have more common sense now than I did then.

I'm 47...My wife thinks i have the maturity of a teenager.

[Hap]

I'm 55 and my wife dreams of the day I will be as mature as a teenager.