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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenyth
    When you want to call in sick, tell them you are suffering from RECTAL MYOPIA.

    It's where you just can't see your ass coming into work today.
    Funny "stuff". I heard the same joke before, but the medical term was suffering from ANAL GLAUCOMA...
    Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice

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    I just call in drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slcraiders
    Funny "stuff". I heard the same joke before, but the medical term was suffering from ANAL GLAUCOMA...
    I think your term was the one I heard also. I couldn't remember exactly what it was due to my Cranial-anal Inversion, so I created my own word for it.



    Speaking of things anal. Do you know the difference between a brown noser and a shit head?

    It's depth perception!

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    Cranial-anal Inversion

    I call that cranio-rectal insertion syndrome

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtoys
    I call that cranio-rectal insertion syndrome

    One of the favorite terms around here for it is .

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