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  1. 12-13-2005, 11:30 AM #1
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    Default The best illness to call in sick with!

    When you want to call in sick, tell them you are suffering from RECTAL MYOPIA.




    It's where you just can't see your ass coming into work today.
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    I called in and said I was handcuffed to the bed again once.
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    Irritable Bowel Syndrome is something good to use... unless you are like me and really have and some days you live life one flush at a time...
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    hummmmmm I would of thought you would have been doing the cuffing......
    Quote Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber
    I called in and said I was handcuffed to the bed again once.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenyth
    When you want to call in sick, tell them you are suffering from RECTAL MYOPIA.

    It's where you just can't see your ass coming into work today.
    Funny "stuff". I heard the same joke before, but the medical term was suffering from ANAL GLAUCOMA...
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    I just call in drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slcraiders
    Funny "stuff". I heard the same joke before, but the medical term was suffering from ANAL GLAUCOMA...
    I think your term was the one I heard also. I couldn't remember exactly what it was due to my Cranial-anal Inversion, so I created my own word for it.



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    Cranial-anal Inversion

    I call that cranio-rectal insertion syndrome
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtoys
    I call that cranio-rectal insertion syndrome

    One of the favorite terms around here for it is .
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