What Do You Do...

[CoventryCat86]

I was wondering the same thing too Dave, your blog is, well........."amazing" yeah, that's a good word bigpoppapuff.

[bigpoppapuff]

Then we tried to make fake jizz and take pictures with it smeared on our faces. Then they all left, leaving me here to watch Project Runway, pathetically alone.

huh??....what???...

[bigpoppapuff]

or,dave......how about this one....

I sat outside and smoked one of these peach flavored “cigars”. It tasted like ass, and trust me, I know what ass tastes like, and it wasn’t even good tasting ass. I wonder if anyone actually smokes them for the tobacco, or just splits them open to roll a nice fat blunt.

did your fonseca taste like ass??....good ass or bad ass...and why would you know...or brag about it....


i'll be the first dave.....

[GrandpaDave]

or,dave......how about this one....


did your fonseca taste like ass??....good ass or bad ass...and why would you know...or brag about it....


i'll be the first dave.....

No, it didn't taste like ass.

I know because I've tasted an ass.

I brag because it's a humorous thing.

[godfather]

No, it didn't taste like ass.

I know because I've tasted an ass.

I brag because it's a humorous thing.

Quite frankly Dave, I don't find anything you've done or said in this thread quite humorous at all.

Please remove the signature tag. This has absolutely NOTHING to do with cigars and I find it highly repulsive and offensive.

What you do with your life is your business. Many people are going to click on your NON cigar related link without knowing what it is, and my guess, probably feel the same way I feel as well.

Keep it clean, remove the signature tag, apologize, stick to talking about cigars and not your personal life. I guarantee many others feel the same. If you don't, I hope you enjoy a very unpleasant stay here on cigarsmokers.

[GrandpaDave]

Quite frankly Dave, I don't find anything you've done or said in this thread quite humorous at all.

Please remove the signature tag. This has absolutely NOTHING to do with cigars and I find it highly repulsive and offensive.

What you do with your life is your business. Many people are going to click on your NON cigar related link without knowing what it is, and my guess, probably feel the same way I feel as well.

Keep it clean, remove the signature tag, apologize, stick to talking about cigars and not your personal life. I guarantee many others feel the same. If you don't, I hope you enjoy a very unpleasant stay here on cigarsmokers.

If you're at all serious, I figured it was all good humored banter from the start. I apologize for putting the signature there, which was probably an unwise decision, but I do not apologize for my writing.

In my defense, I was not the one to bring up my blog. I did not deviate from the topic of cigars until asked, at which time I simply responded. I said not one thing about my "personal life" until asked, other than I didn't like the Fonesca.

I admit to putting the signature there (which, if you notice is now gone, as per your request) as I'm always trying to get new readers. We are mature adults, and if you find what I have to say is offensive, then simply close it out and never read it again. Don't bring it up in a totally unrelated thread.

In addition to all this, I feel that calling me out in public on this was a very unprofessional thing to do. You could have sent me an e-mail or private message relaying your feelings, and I would have obliged just as I have now.

[bigpoppapuff]

In addition to all this, I feel that calling me out in public on this was a very unprofessional thing to do. You could have sent me an e-mail or private message relaying your feelings, and I would have obliged just as I have now.

boo-fukkin'-hoo......davey didn't get a pm......

[basil]

Don't bring it up in a totally unrelated thread.

Bad move. Not your call.

In addition to all this, I feel that calling me out in public on this was a very unprofessional thing to do.

In the first place, this is a thought, not a feeling. In the second place, a quick perusal of your blog leaves one wondering how the word professionalism ever found its way into your vocabuary. In the third place, this ain't a fucking board meeting and professionalism is not requisite. in the fourth place, another bad move. Not your call.

[slcraiders]

1. If you're at all serious, I figured it was all good humored banter from the start. I apologize for putting the signature there, which was probably an unwise decision, but I do not apologize for my writing.

2. In my defense, I was not the one to bring up my blog. I did not deviate from the topic of cigars until asked, at which time I simply responded. I said not one thing about my "personal life" until asked, other than I didn't like the Fonesca.

3. I admit to putting the signature there (which, if you notice is now gone, as per your request) as I'm always trying to get new readers. We are mature adults, and if you find what I have to say is offensive, then simply close it out and never read it again. Don't bring it up in a totally unrelated thread.

4. In addition to all this, I feel that calling me out in public on this was a very unprofessional thing to do. You could have sent me an e-mail or private message relaying your feelings, and I would have obliged just as I have now.

1. No humor in your blog, as far as I am concerned. "ass tasting" and "fake jizz" reading was not why I joined this board.

2. While you did not bring up your blog, you posted it there in your sigtag - centered and all. Thanks for removing it.

3. Trying to get new readers??? Again this is the wrong forum.

4. You posted on a public board, not private. It's not like you sent a private message to each member individually with a link to your blog. Why do you deserve a PM or EM stating feelings?

We are mature adults here, which is something you do not need to point out. We respect individuality and diversity. Point is, this is simply not the right place for your writings.

[hex1848]

No, it didn't taste like ass.

I know because I've tasted an ass.

I brag because it's a humorous thing.

I'll just jump right in and say that this is not the place for the discussion of ass tasting. Assaficionados.com maybe?

[kevin7]

I smell BBQ'd asshat cooking. Sid, Chaivettas would bring out the flavor dontcha think

[basil]

Grandpa? unclewhateverthefuck? incest in a box?

Tell ya what, you take down your link to shit we don't want to know about, and I won't regale you with my stories about sex with Cambodian Water Buffalo during the full monsoon kava harvest festival. k?

No shit. Stop being a fucking troll. You owe the board an apology. Do it. Or fucking leave.

edit: Thanks for taking down the blog link.

[Kayakinboy]

All I say was the part about the fake jizz... WTF MAN!?!?! What part of the US are you from because you are NOT coming to any of my herfs...

[Moheganson]

No one is asking you to apologize for your writing. You can write anything you want but you're living in a fantasy world if you expect no one to remark, comment or criticize you for the kind of shit you write.

I think you go out of your way to be weird and thrive on the attention that you receive as a result of your "controversial" writings.

How juvenile.....

[TheSilentChamber]

Anyone have a link to the blog? I'd like to read it to see what all the fuss is about..

[bigpoppapuff]

go to his profile....

[TheSilentChamber]

I read it, found some of it to be entertaining. Nothing offensive to me (but thats not saying much). I think some people here just get bent out of shape too easy, just brush it off and keep on going with your life.

[GrandpaDave]

What are you interested about exactly? Everything comes from my life. I write what I know, and I know my life.

I need to update it...I'll probaby write some another tonight.