A friend sent me this link. Most of these are pretty funny:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Chuck Norris Facts
A friend sent me this link. Most of these are pretty funny:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
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I submitted a couple of my own. Let's hear some reviews.
Out of fear that he would one day topple the third reich, Hitler had a young Chuck Norris sent to the gas chambers. Chuck survived by flexing throughout the entire gassing. He then walked right into Hitler's bunker and handed him a pistol which Hitler then used to shoot himself in the head.
Jimmy Hoffa once called Chuck Norris' mother a whore.
To prove that HE is in fact the greatest, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Muhammed Ali in the chest and called him a bitch.
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What a great site. Really funny stuff.
"Sure, after a meal there is nothing like a good cigar." Blondie says to Tuco in acknowledging the lie he told about his Brother.
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Chuck Norris has had sex with every woman in the world just to say that he's had sex with your mother.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
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Chuck Norris was on FSN Best Damn Sports Show last night. They interviewed him about a few things and then brought out some of the "facts". He laughed his ass off at them and then gave a couple of his favs. Unscripted, he's looked pretty damn unpretentious and could laugh at himself. It was funny as hell watching him read some of that shit.
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Figured he would eventually hear some.Originally Posted by basil
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He's a real fact about Chuck Norris: he's only like 5 1/2 feet tall. I had a buddy that was a black belt, and went to some thing that Chuck Norris was at. So he got a picture taken standing next to him, so you could tell how tall he actually was. What a shrimp.
End of line.
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A shrimp that could kick my ass :lol:
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