What a great site. Really funny stuff.
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What a great site. Really funny stuff.
"Sure, after a meal there is nothing like a good cigar." Blondie says to Tuco in acknowledging the lie he told about his Brother.
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly
Truckin' It
Chuck Norris has had sex with every woman in the world just to say that he's had sex with your mother.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
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1 of many asshole snobs
Chuck Norris was on FSN Best Damn Sports Show last night. They interviewed him about a few things and then brought out some of the "facts". He laughed his ass off at them and then gave a couple of his favs. Unscripted, he's looked pretty damn unpretentious and could laugh at himself. It was funny as hell watching him read some of that shit.
Equality is not seeing different things equally. It's seeing different things differently.
- Tom Robbins
- Like I needed you to tell me I'm a fucking prick . . . Did you think you're posting some front page news? I am a fucking prick . . . - MarineOne
Drives a Neon!
Figured he would eventually hear some.Originally Posted by basil
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He's a real fact about Chuck Norris: he's only like 5 1/2 feet tall. I had a buddy that was a black belt, and went to some thing that Chuck Norris was at. So he got a picture taken standing next to him, so you could tell how tall he actually was. What a shrimp.
End of line.
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A shrimp that could kick my ass :lol:
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