I submitted a couple of my own. Let's hear some reviews.


Out of fear that he would one day topple the third reich, Hitler had a young Chuck Norris sent to the gas chambers. Chuck survived by flexing throughout the entire gassing. He then walked right into Hitler's bunker and handed him a pistol which Hitler then used to shoot himself in the head.


Jimmy Hoffa once called Chuck Norris' mother a whore.


To prove that HE is in fact the greatest, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Muhammed Ali in the chest and called him a bitch.