Each day for nearly the last week I've been sensing a strange feeling... Some force, or some thing, is trying to draw me to the office I rarely visit these days... Things are slow here in the winter, so not much need to go there... But - why do I feel this tremendous urge to go there?

Today was a happy sunny day - a bit on the chilly side. Things are pretty cold here right now, but you can sense spring is on the way... I'm happily driving along, but I still have the strange desire to visit the office. I think - hey, what the hell. I'll check my voicemails - see if everything is okay. Why not - I got time to kill...

So I pull up to the building I immediately notice there isn't a thing moving for blocks around the building. No cars, no people, no animals. I think - that's nothing unusual - heck, it's Saturday!!! I should have known better...

I turn the key in the lock to unlock the door. Strange, I have to struggle with the lock a bit. It's as if the lock is trying to stop me from entering. I enter the alarm code and the buttons seem to be more difficult to push than normal... Now I'm gripped with a feeling coming over me that I cannot describe. There is no turning back - I must visit the office...

I round the corner and look into the office - there is it. But what is it? It looks like an ordinary USPS Priority Mail package, innocently covered by the most recent Cigars International catalog. Clearly, the catalog was placed there to allay any fears I had...

As I get closer to the package there is a strange aura filling the room. Is it the fluorescent lights playing tricks? Well, it is a bit chilly in the room and the lights are flickering a bit while they try to warm up. I reach for the package and as I do so - I realize something... The room is never this cold!!! Maybe the thermostat.....

I wake up in a different place.... Surrounded by VERY nice cigars and single malt scotch... Is this heaven??? It can't be... I'm still here!!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO.....

Now a strong feeling is gripping me that MAYBE I need to take someone else out...


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