Sex!

[basil]

Talk about assinine. Get back on your meds old man, you've checked out of reality. Guess YOU would be just so eager to hold that money too. You would take the money and reband a couple boxes of Dutchmasters and fuck us again.

Why don't you fockers that want some lame ass "system" just go hide in the corner and let the big dogs see who gets the sticks? Fockin' whiners!

Dude WTF are you saying here??? I am TRYING to be fair goddammit!!! I mean some of us never get cubans!! and nobody's whining dammit. shit.

[cigarsarge]

All you assholes listen up. This thing has got outa control. I had money to bid on these smokes. It was not much...But it WOULD have been enough.

Then all of you began acting like sharks eating a bloated dead whale. I can not afford these prices you bid...Totally out of line with what these cigars are worth.

Then you all turn on each other...Name calling...nasty PMs...Someone even PMed me and called my wife a bad name.

Nino seems like a person of honor. I implore you Brother Nino...Sell these smokes at a fair price. Don't give in to those who would outbid a brother in need. Hell most of these guys that are bidding high prices already have box after box of the smokes in their WALK IN HUMIDORS...More cigars than they would ever need.

[cinda]

All you assholes listen up. This thing has got outa control. I had money to bid on these smokes. It was not much...But it WOULD have been enough.

Then all of you began acting like sharks eating a bloated dead whale. I can not afford these prices you bid...Totally out of line with what these cigars are worth.

Then you all turn on each other...Name calling...nasty PMs...Someone even PMed me and called my wife a bad name.

Nino seems like a person of honor. I implore you Brother Nino...Sell these smokes at a fair price. Don't give in to those who would outbid a brother in need. Hell most of these guys that are bidding high prices already have box after box of the smokes in their WALK IN HUMIDORS...More cigars than they would ever need.

Sarge ! Ninos if anyone has a walk in humi its Sarge. When your done playing with the men on this board Come see me and we will get theses cigar bought. Thanks

[nhcigarfan]

.

Then you all turn on each other...Name calling...nasty PMs...Someone even PMed me and called my wife a bad name.

So your're calling bruce your wife now? You're nuts

[BigMacFU]

That's it, all bets off. I'm creating a new thread and THIS IS HOW EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GO DOWN. I will remove myself from the possibility of receiving squat and play the arbiter of this ISOM justice. And you may ask, who died and made me arbiter, nobody, that's who! Just shut up and deal with this:

For those who are serious bidders, I will set up an escrow account for each bidder. The minimum amount needed is 150 dollars. At that point, I will send out all account information to each respective bidder so they may transfer the initial 150 to their account. Finally, over the next week, each person may add to that account once each day. At the end of the 7th day, the person with the most money in their account scores the cigars. Those who lost take the money out of escrow and put it back in their loser bank accounts. To guarantee the winning bidder, the money will be transferred by giving Nino account access once we've got a verified courier tracking number. This is the only fair solution, like it or not.

[nhcigarfan]

Oh shit, Mr. Big mac fool got his panties in a knot. And I guess next week your going to try to sell us girl scout cookies.

[nhcigarfan]

So I get this PM from ggiese

Hey NH - lets try to set up some kind of system where we get these other POS board bitches to donate money for my raffle, you can draw the numbers and we will win. What do you think?

ggiese

Screw that crap, the sticks are mine. I'm not sharing,

like I said. 925.00 US. None of these clowns have come close.

[Lopaka]

So I get this PM from ggiese





Screw that crap, the sticks are mine. I'm not sharing,

like I said. 925.00 US. None of these clowns have come close.

WTF!!!! $925, you **** bastard! Take the out of my range after I put your sorry ass in my pass, you ****! I had a legit bid and now the true colors of you come out!

I see how it is...I'll remember this shit when I start my next pass.

[nhcigarfan]

piss up a rope chump, we're talking cohibas.

[ggiese]

So I get this PM from ggiese





Screw that crap, the sticks are mine. I'm not sharing,

like I said. 925.00 US. None of these clowns have come close.

Now this kind of nonsense is what's going to spoil this whole deal... I never sent you that PM, althought it doesn't do any good to deny it because no one is going to believe I didn't... I wish all of you were here to look my straight in the eye while I denied sending NH that PM...

Look - we all need to take a chill pill. Nino was right - we're all acting like a bunch of asses in this thread. We're all at each others throats. I doubt this board will ever be the same after this purchase is done. There has to be some way to fairly divide up these cigars amongst all of us. This is a community, and we all need to act like we're a part of the community. There is no "I" in team!!!

Okay - I'm not sure FU's system will work, but certainly we need to start out the bidding at something reasonable. and we need to do some kind of incremental thing so that everyone has a chance. $925.00 for a box of Cohiba's not fair to anyone, including the person buying them.

Ok - FU can take a walk - you already said what you had to say about the escrow deal. Basil needs to walk as well - his proposal was absolutely foolish. We need some serious way of doing this deal - speak up boys (and you too Cinda)

[Shagaroo]

Oh shit, Mr. Big mac fool got his panties in a knot. And I guess next week your going to try to sell us girl scout cookies.

From some tropical beach no doubt. What a fockin' scam. Hey BigFool, you aren't from Nigeria are ya? Bastard!

[Shagaroo]

Dude WTF are you saying here???

WTF? I gotta get out the crayons and draw your simpleton ass a picture? Hit the bricks!

[Shagaroo]

When your done playing with the men on this board Come see me and we will get theses cigar bought.

Yeah sure.... "Monica!"

[cigarsarge]

Wait a damn minute SHAGGY...Cinda is one of the few people talking sense here. And you cast aspersions on her good name. You are a selfish prick.

And now a little something about Good Ole George... Seems like you are trying to stack the deck in your favor with that little pm to nhcigarfan. I always thought you were a selfish low life...Now I know for sure.

I really would like a box of those smokes...Guess it's outa the question.

[nhcigarfan]

. There is no "I" in team!!!

Maybe not but there is a "M" and a "E" and that spells ME! So if you munchers want to start over, fine.

I bid zero, come beat me. Bastids

[cigarsarge]

Maybe not but there is a "M" and a "E" and that spells ME! So if you munchers want to start over, fine.

I bid zero, come beat me. Bastids

Get serious man...I bid $100 per box. I'll buy all of em for that price.

[nhcigarfan]

Get serious man...I bid $100 per box. I'll buy all of em for that price.

110

[Shagaroo]

111

[cigarsarge]

$115...That is a fair price.

[Shagaroo]

Wait a damn minute SHAGGY...Cinda is one of the few people talking sense here. And you cast aspersions on her good name. You are a selfish prick.

Need a hanky?