Sex!

[Lopaka]

152 for 3...you rat bastards!

[bigpoppapuff]

i found a dollar bill in a pair of pants.....$39.32 for one box.....c'mon nino...i want these!!..

[Shagaroo]

Hey, you sorry fockers. Fire this thing up again when you know I am out all day. I am really pissed now so I am resetting the fockin' bids again you cheating bastards.

Bid is at $0 and I start it off. $39.34.... Eat that BPP!

[cinda]

Nenos I would think your getting a little tired of the shenanigans regarding the biddings. bigpoppapuff is not paying attention to any of the bids before him. Furthermore, prophetic_joe has to go though his conservator for funds, which dose not work out. Between us we let him play most times but we don't really count his bids because of his situation. Anyhow , CoventryCat86 Ggiese, and I are your best bets. I am covered though them for my box of cigars. I have only a week left before my Dad's Bday so I hope you decide soon. Thanks!

[Lopaka]

HOLY FUCK, what is the bid at??? $5 per box, eat that!

[ggiese]

Okay, okay, okay... where are we at with this. I'm getting a headache from reading all of this...

I'm not sure if we're bidding on all three or one box at a time. It looks like some are bidding on one box, others are bidding on all three, and still others are bidding on all three one box at a time. Can somebody please explain to me what the HELL is going on here...

Why doesn't everyone PM me their bid - I'll sort through them all and post the winner. And everyone needs to send me a PM with their HIGHEST bid - none of this $34.87 crap... C'mon we're wasting mine and Nino's time on this...

Okay - you all have 24 hours to send me your HIGHEST bid... 6:15 PM, Sunday March 5, 2006.

[Lopaka]

Why doesn't everyone PM me their bid - I'll sort through them all and post the winner. And everyone needs to send me a PM with their HIGHEST bid - none of this $34.87 crap... C'mon we're wasting mine and Nino's time on this...

Okay - you all have 24 hours to send me your HIGHEST bid... 6:15 PM, Sunday March 5, 2006.

BULL**** last time we did this, you and Scotty were the miraculous winners! Kiss my arse, we are still bidding!

[bigpoppapuff]

check your pm's,gg...i sent a bid to you and to nino...does this mean i'm bidding on two boxes??../..this was not my intent...i could raise the money but it might take some time....so,if i win two...what about the other TWO boxes...who will get them??....is there any serious bidding other than mine??...


by the way...are cohibas anything like mi cubanos??...that's one tasty cuban cigar....

[prophetic_joe]

Nenos I would think your getting a little tired of the shenanigans regarding the biddings. bigpoppapuff is not paying attention to any of the bids before him. Furthermore, prophetic_joe has to go though his conservator for funds, which dose not work out. Between us we let him play most times but we don't really count his bids because of his situation. Anyhow , CoventryCat86 Ggiese, and I are your best bets. I am covered though them for my box of cigars. I have only a week left before my Dad's Bday so I hope you decide soon. Thanks!

Dude like I said the lady has done time, why do you think she names herself, ggiese and Coventrycat as your best bets. Could it be because they'll all a bunch of low balling crooks, They'll hose you man no doubt about it. Just ask Lopaka about these three he'll tell you. BPP is a good guy too just broke as a joke and a bit slow in the head so maybe you could just humor him and send him some courtesy smokes.

Ggiese stop trying to rob folks, I'm sick of this nice guy act out of you and then the moment we give you the benifit of the doubt you screw everyone over. Not cool bro.

[Shagaroo]

You crazy bastards have it all fucked up. So, I am going to fix it and return some sanity to the board.

We have 4 boxes, so we number them 5, 7, 8 and 13. Bids are reset to $0 and we all start with OPEN bids on boxes 7 and 13 and 1/4 boxes on 5 and 8. Minimum bids on boxes 5 and 8 and 1/4 boxes of each will start at 6 and 9 go from there. Minimum bids on boxes 7 and 13 and 1/2 boxes of each will start at 11 and 15 and go up from there. Now, you can bid on 1/2 of the 1/4 and minimum bids for that start at 3 and 6. Then, we start bids on 1/4 or 1/2 on 7, 13, and 5 and 1/4 on 8, 13 and 5. Now, we have a set timeframe for all bids to be submitted to threads which will be numbered 1, 3, 6 and 9 and correspond with boxes 5, 7, 8 and 13. The timeframe for all 1/4's and 1/2 on boxes 5 and 8 will be noon on Monday EST. Timeframe for bids on 1/2's and 1/4's on 7 and 13 will be noon on Tuesday EST. Timeframes for bids on complete boxes of 5 and 7 with included 1/4's on 8 and 13 will be on Wednesday at noon EST. Timeframe for bids on 1/2's and included 1/4's for all packages will be noon Sunday unless to many people cannot make that time then it will be either 9:30 pm Monday EST or 5:45 pm EST Tuesday. So make your 1/2, 1/4 on 8 and 13 and full and 1/4 and 1/2 bids for 7 and 5 on threads corresponding with box numbers as assigned above.

I realize this might create a hassel for Nino having multiple 1/2 and 1/4 and full boxes being sent all over the world, so we can move into shipping bids in which Nino is free to participate in to try and get the best value for shipping. To facilitate this we will need 4 more threads numbers 12, 15, 21, and 47 and correspond with 1/2 and 1/4 boxes for 5, 7, 8 and 13 from threads 1, 3, 6 and 9. Timeframe for these bids will be noon EST Monday through Thursday for each corresponding thread number.

Now, this settles it out in the fairest possible way. If we can calm down and come to order we can put this plan into action tonight and these cigars sold and shipped no later than Friday. So, quit fuckin' it up you dipshits!

[kevin7]

Some of you self appointed mall cops should check my join date and realize I was here when some of you little punks were still shitting yellow . You fuckers can bicker and jockey all you want but when this auction finally ends with winners of 3 boxes you can rest assure my name will be one of the winners. Preferably the CoRo's

[cigarsarge]

Some of you self appointed mall cops should check my join date and realize I was here when some of you little punks were still shitting yellow . You fuckers can bicker and jockey all you want but when this auction finally ends with winners of 3 boxes you can rest assure my name will be one of the winners. Preferably the CoRo's

And now that Bully kevin7 throws his foul mouth into the bidding. I got news buddie boy...I have talked to a friend of mine. He is gonna loan me mega $$ to bid. The CoRos are mine.

[cinda]

You crazy bastards have it all fucked up. So, I am going to fix it and return some sanity to the board.

We have 4 boxes, so we number them 5, 7, 8 and 13. Bids are reset to $0 and we all start with OPEN bids on boxes 7 and 13 and 1/4 boxes on 5 and 8. Minimum bids on boxes 5 and 8 and 1/4 boxes of each will start at 6 and 9 go from there. Minimum bids on boxes 7 and 13 and 1/2 boxes of each will start at 11 and 15 and go up from there. Now, you can bid on 1/2 of the 1/4 and minimum bids for that start at 3 and 6. Then, we start bids on 1/4 or 1/2 on 7, 13, and 5 and 1/4 on 8, 13 and 5. Now, we have a set timeframe for all bids to be submitted to threads which will be numbered 1, 3, 6 and 9 and correspond with boxes 5, 7, 8 and 13. The time frame for all 1/4's and 1/2 on boxes 5 and 8 will be noon on Monday EST. Time frame for bids on 1/2's and 1/4's on 7 and 13 will be noon on Tuesday EST. Timeframes for bids on complete boxes of 5 and 7 with included 1/4's on 8 and 13 will be on Wednesday at noon EST. Timeframe for bids on 1/2's and included 1/4's for all packages will be noon Sunday unless to many people cannot make that time then it will be either 9:30 pm Monday EST or 5:45 pm EST Tuesday. So make your 1/2, 1/4 on 8 and 13 and full and 1/4 and 1/2 bids for 7 and 5 on threads corresponding with box numbers as assigned above.

I realize this might create a hassle for Nino having multiple 1/2 and 1/4 and full boxes being sent all over the world, so we can move into shipping bids in which Nino is free to participate in to try and get the best value for shipping. To facilitate this we will need 4 more threads numbers 12, 15, 21, and 47 and correspond with 1/2 and 1/4 boxes for 5, 7, 8 and 13 from threads 1, 3, 6 and 9. Timeframe for these bids will be noon EST Monday through Thursday for each corresponding thread number.

Now, this settles it out in the fairest possible way. If we can calm down and come to order we can put this plan into action tonight and these cigars sold and shipped no later than Friday. So, quit fuckin' it up you dipshits!

When I first read this I was a little confused, but the more I read, it does make perfect sense. Especially if CC or GG get any of the cigars, I can at least get some of them too. I am not going to complain even if I only get 1/2 of the 1/4 box on the box numbered 8. So you guys have a lot more experience in this, so I just wait to see how it plays out and who gets what cigars.

[cinda]

Dude like I said the lady has done time, why do you think she names herself, ggiese and Coventry cat as your best bets. Could it be because they'll all a bunch of low balling crooks, They'll hose you man no doubt about it. Just ask Lopaka about these three he'll tell you. BPP is a good guy too just broke as a joke and a bit slow in the head so maybe you could just humor him and send him some courtesy smokes.

Ggiese stop trying to rob folks, I'm sick of this nice guy act out of you and then the moment we give you the benefit of the doubt you screw everyone over. Not cool bro.

As you can see Ninos it is time for Pj's medication, just play along we want him to feel like he belongs to the group thank you. After reading Shagaroo's post? Well thats 5 minutes of my life that I will never get back.