Sex!

[cigarsarge]

Some of you self appointed mall cops should check my join date and realize I was here when some of you little punks were still shitting yellow . You fuckers can bicker and jockey all you want but when this auction finally ends with winners of 3 boxes you can rest assure my name will be one of the winners. Preferably the CoRo's

And now that Bully kevin7 throws his foul mouth into the bidding. I got news buddie boy...I have talked to a friend of mine. He is gonna loan me mega $$ to bid. The CoRos are mine.

[bigpoppapuff]

finally,the voice of reason.......shag's idea makes a great deal of sense.....






i bid $37.51 on one box.....i think...

[Shagaroo]

I believe you might have jumped the gun BPP. Now is that a bid on a box, a 1/2 box, a 1/4 box, a mix and match and is that a full bid, a 1/2 bid on a 1/2box spread between multiple 1/2 boxes or a slew of 1/4 bids spread throughout the entire process? This is where the confusion starts. We need to wait until a concensus is met and the thread posting and numbering system is put into place. Of course, it seems as though most everyone has dropped out of active bidding, and since it seems we are going to use my system, since it is the only fair system that makes any sense, I will be excusing myself from active bidding, so BPP might have this wrapped up tonight for all 4 boxes at $37.51 which include shipping as no other shipping bids have been placed. However, if an objection is made we could possibly go to real time bidding on 1/2, 1/4 and even possibly 1/8 boxes in the chat room tomorrow night at 11pm EST. Of course, we would then need to develop a system of room numbering and box numbering to keep this all organized. Especially if we add 1/8 and even 1/16 boxes and a mix and match system.

[Lopaka]

I believe you might have jumped the gun BPP. Now is that a bid on a box, a 1/2 box, a 1/4 box, a mix and match and is that a full bid, a 1/2 bid on a 1/2box spread between multiple 1/2 boxes or a slew of 1/4 bids spread throughout the entire process? This is where the confusion starts. We need to wait until a concensus is met and the thread posting and numbering system is put into place. Of course, it seems as though most everyone has dropped out of active bidding, and since it seems we are going to use my system, since it is the only fair system that makes any sense, I will be excusing myself from active bidding, so BPP might have this wrapped up tonight for all 4 boxes at $37.51 which include shipping as no other shipping bids have been placed. However, if an objection is made we could possibly go to real time bidding on 1/2, 1/4 and even possibly 1/8 boxes in the chat room tomorrow night at 11pm EST. Of course, we would then need to develop a system of room numbering and box numbering to keep this all organized. Especially if we add 1/8 and even 1/16 boxes and a mix and match system.

WTF is this shit! Just place you bid on the 3 boxes and end it, you are in this with that Fucker GG so you can both get all the smokes.

K7, you and your foul mouth can go up a shit creak. You've been here since 2004 and only have 400+ plus post of which only 3 mean jack.

The bid is now $37 per box you lame tards.

[Shagaroo]

You know, I stay up late busting my ass to put together a fair system that gives everyone a chance at these cigars and the only focker that shows up is that pissant Lopaka the Alpaca fucker. I am about this far |---| away from having Hex pull this entire thread and end this bullshit. So shutup lowfudgepacker and let the system work and quit trying to fuck everything up.

[Lopaka]

You know, I stay up late busting my ass to put together a fair system that gives everyone a chance at these cigars and the only focker that shows up is that pissant Lopaka the Alpaca fucker. I am about this far |---| away from having Hex pull this entire thread and end this bullshit. So shutup lowfudgepacker and let the system work and quit trying to fuck everything up.

Yeah yeah, just complain how you and GG have conspired to come up with a plan through PM to get all these smokes you lame ass. Don't think you can pull the wool over our eyes and get away with it. The Truth will prevail!

I call it for what it is...lame ass conspiracy!

Go cry to Hex and when he see's everything, he'll have you answering for all your lies.


The bidding still stands at $37 per box.

[Shagaroo]

You can kiss my ass you dirtbag. The system is in place and you can't stop it. Dream up all the wacky conspiracy theories you want. It WILL BE finalized tomorrow and if you don't get on board you will be on the outside looking at the inside!

[bigpoppapuff]

i bid $38.12......or am i bidding against myself??......in which case i'll go $38.57 and $36.41.....for one box unless i can get all four....will they be shipped parcel post or by dhl??....

[CoventryCat86]

WTF is this shit! Just place you bid on the 3 boxes and end it, you are in this with that Fucker GG so you can both get all the smokes.

K7, you and your foul mouth can go up a shit creak. You've been here since 2004 and only have 400+ plus post of which only 3 mean jack.

The bid is now $37 per box you lame tards.

creek

[Lopaka]

creek

Quit your crying and get over it!

[CoventryCat86]

I'm glad to see ONE of you fucking morons has simplified things (Shagaroo):

We have 4 boxes, so we number them 5, 7, 8 and 13. Bids are reset to $0 and we all start with OPEN bids on boxes 7 and 13 and 1/4 boxes on 5 and 8. Minimum bids on boxes 5 and 8 and 1/4 boxes of each will start at 6 and 9 go from there. Minimum bids on boxes 7 and 13 and 1/2 boxes of each will start at 11 and 15 and go up from there. Now, you can bid on 1/2 of the 1/4 and minimum bids for that start at 3 and 6. Then, we start bids on 1/4 or 1/2 on 7, 13, and 5 and 1/4 on 8, 13 and 5. Now, we have a set timeframe for all bids to be submitted to threads which will be numbered 1, 3, 6 and 9 and correspond with boxes 5, 7, 8 and 13. The timeframe for all 1/4's and 1/2 on boxes 5 and 8 will be noon on Monday EST. Timeframe for bids on 1/2's and 1/4's on 7 and 13 will be noon on Tuesday EST. Timeframes for bids on complete boxes of 5 and 7 with included 1/4's on 8 and 13 will be on Wednesday at noon EST. Timeframe for bids on 1/2's and included 1/4's for all packages will be noon Sunday unless to many people cannot make that time then it will be either 9:30 pm Monday EST or 5:45 pm EST Tuesday. So make your 1/2, 1/4 on 8 and 13 and full and 1/4 and 1/2 bids for 7 and 5 on threads corresponding with box numbers as assigned above.

I realize this might create a hassel for Nino having multiple 1/2 and 1/4 and full boxes being sent all over the world, so we can move into shipping bids in which Nino is free to participate in to try and get the best value for shipping. To facilitate this we will need 4 more threads numbers 12, 15, 21, and 47 and correspond with 1/2 and 1/4 boxes for 5, 7, 8 and 13 from threads 1, 3, 6 and 9. Timeframe for these bids will be noon EST Monday through Thursday for each corresponding thread number.

So, I'll bid $45.00 on two quarter boxes, $25.00 for three half boxes, $15.00 for two 1/8 boxes. Then I'll bid $130.00 on four full boxes. If someone wants to start separate threads, be my guest but my bids stand here, the rest of you can go screw yourselves.......

[ggiese]

Damn - I've been so distracted with recent current events I forgot there were bids on the table.. Let's see - where were we... Oh, yes...

A believe Shag is still in charge of this, so - I bid $50 for two 1/4, $30 for three 1/2, $73 for two 1/8, $16 for four 1/16. Put me down for $259 for one, two boxes please. On the third box I bid $134. And the fourth box (if it's still up for sale) I'm eyeing $121.

Have we resolved the issue about us starting separate threads for each bid, or are you going to start an Excel spreadsheet? I still think the spreadsheet would probably be the best way of keeping track, but separate threads would probably be much more real time...