Quote Originally Posted by CohibasRUs
Just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Oslo, and I am looking for new friends. I do not smoke cigars because they are bad. Also, I sell Cohibas that I get shipped directly to me from Cuba. Very good prices for you. They come in glass top humidors, and if you order directly through me, you will get 50% off!!

Oslo
Why the flying fat would you sell things that you view are bad? But it doesn't matter. I would like to buy some of your wonderful Cohibas. I have a lot of $100 and $500 bills in Monopoly money that's probably worth as much as your sh++ sticks. PM me - I promise you I won't respond.

Take you and your dumbass name elsewhere .