Hello everyone!!!

CohibasRUs · 03-25-2006, 02:16 PM

Just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Oslo, and I am looking for new friends. I do not smoke cigars because they are bad. Also, I sell Cohibas that I get shipped directly to me from Cuba. Very good prices for you. They come in glass top humidors, and if you order directly through me, you will get 50% off!!

Oslo

**kevin7** · 03-25-2006, 03:50 PM

Thanks asspirate ,I'll take 42 boxes.

**Shagaroo** · 03-25-2006, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by CohibasRUs

Just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Dumbass, and I am looking for new friends to bend me over and do me nicely. I do not smoke cigars because I am a sad, useless piece of humanity and just like to spam forums. Also, I sell FAKE Cohibas that I get shipped directly to me from Jamaica Mon. I will happily rip you off by overcharging for shit sticks. They are the usual fake Cohibas, even come in the famous glass top humidors, and if you order directly through me, then you are the dumbest motherfucker to ever walk the planet!!

Oslo

Fixed your typos fuckstick!

**kevin7** · 03-25-2006, 04:34 PM

Nice spellchecker you use Shag

**Shagaroo** · 03-25-2006, 04:34 PM

Thanks...

**Newfie** · 03-25-2006, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by Shagaroo

Fixed your typos fuckstick!

OMG Shag, I think I just pissed myself laughing!!!!

**mauied1101** · 03-25-2006, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by CohibasRUs

Just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Oslo, and I am looking for new friends. I do not smoke cigars because they are bad. Also, I sell Cohibas that I get shipped directly to me from Cuba. Very good prices for you. They come in glass top humidors, and if you order directly through me, you will get 50% off!!

Oslo

Why the flying fat

would you sell things that you view are bad? But it doesn't matter. I would like to buy some of your wonderful Cohibas. I have a lot of $100 and $500 bills in Monopoly money that's probably worth as much as your sh++ sticks. PM me - I promise you I won't respond.

Take you and your dumbass name elsewhere

.

**mauied1101** · 03-25-2006, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by Shagaroo

Fixed your typos fuckstick!

Very nice Shag - we should see about having Hex incorporate it across the board.

bigpoppapuff · 03-25-2006, 06:35 PM

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this is someone familiar with our board...someone who has been here before....i'm sure that hex will be able to check.......

**mauied1101** · 03-25-2006, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this is someone familiar with our board...someone who has been here before....i'm sure that hex will be able to check.......

the beauty of the internet. nothing is anonymous, and almost everything is traceable. Hey CohibasRUs - save Hex the trouble and post your name, ssn, and address so we honor you the way you've honored us.

**Lopaka** · 03-25-2006, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by CohibasRUs

Just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Oslo, and I am looking for new friends. I do not smoke cigars because they are bad. Also, I sell Cohibas that I get shipped directly to me from Cuba. Very good prices for you. They come in glass top humidors, and if you order directly through me, you will get 50% off!!

Oslo

I'm bringing a tourch!

**badsneakers** · 03-26-2006, 03:21 AM

Originally Posted by CohibasRUs

Just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Oslo, and I am looking for new friends. I do not smoke cigars because they are bad. Also, I sell Cohibas that I get shipped directly to me from Cuba. Very good prices for you. They come in glass top humidors, and if you order directly through me, you will get 50% off!!

Oslo

Chard?

**valuman** · 03-26-2006, 08:24 AM

Half off on fake Cubans sounds like a pretty good deal to me. Please post your address, phone number and a price list, so I can send you a check with my order.

CohibasRUs · 03-26-2006, 04:27 PM

Oh I am sorry. These are pre ban Cubans, and they do have the glass top. Stickers too. Please post a message here and let me know if you are interested. I would never knowingly sell you illegal Cuban cigars. I was told that they were made before the embargo, and kept stored in a private walk in humidor for 40 years. If anybody wants, I can post pics!

Let me know.

Oslo

**kevin7** · 03-26-2006, 04:33 PM

Damn dude Pre embargo glass tops ? Sorry for the nastiness exhibited by me and others. Can you post a pic or 3 and thanks .

K7

**CoventryCat86** · 03-27-2006, 12:25 AM

Buncha goddam rude mother fuckers.

PREEMBARGO GLASS TOPS!!!

Holy shit, those things are worth a FORTUNE. But of course you stupid bastards that were hanging this poor guy out to dry think you know fuggen everything but very few people know about the preembargo glass top Cohibas.

Hell, I don't need pictures, I know EXACTLY what those are. How many do you have? I'll give you $550.00 per box.

CohibasRUs · 03-27-2006, 03:07 AM

Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

Buncha goddam rude mother fuckers.

PREEMBARGO GLASS TOPS!!!

Holy shit, those things are worth a FORTUNE. But of course you stupid bastards that were hanging this poor guy out to dry think you know fuggen everything but very few people know about the preembargo glass top Cohibas.

Hell, I don't need pictures, I know EXACTLY what those are. How many do you have? I'll give you $550.00 per box.

How many boxes would you like? I can send them COD. I do have to say that I am out of the glass top cigar boxes, but I have plenty of the standard cigar boxes that were shipped with the cigars before the embargo. Name a fair price, and I will see if I can meet it. Then, just pm me your address, name and a contact phone number, and I can get these out to you. That goes for anyone who would like some of these!

I will even send them insured just in case. I will require a signature when the shipment arrives.

I know most were joking, but I am not. I am a legitimate seller of fine pre embargo Cuban cigars, as well as current Cuban cigar products.

Oslo

PS. Hope we can do business.

bigpoppapuff · 03-27-2006, 10:49 AM

I am a legitimate seller of fine pre embargo Cuban cigars, as well as current Cuban cigar products.

of course you are.....how silly for anyone to doubt......can i send cash before you send the cigars??....

**basil** · 03-27-2006, 10:58 AM

CohibasRUs, You're right, most of these guys are joking. Sometimes a ripoff artist will show up here and try to take advantage of us. You sound pretty legitimutt though. I have been considering investing in some Cubans and you are exactly what I've been looking for. I'm interested in larger quantities - boxes - but I'm fairly knew to this market and I have a question: Don't these cigars increase in value over time? I've heard from more than one source that since cigars are supposed to be aged, that buying Cubans when they're fresh and aging them will double, triple, or even quadruple their value. This is why I thunk you are offering an excellent deal here. Don't worry about some of these other guys - they can be petty, suspicious, tedious, profane, boorish and noisy but they mean no reel harm. I will gladly pay what these are worth. PM me with price list.