Partagas 150

[kevin7]

Somebody needs to email me when new fucktards show up

[PartagasGuy]

Come on...Cleveland's not that bad. Gary is the murder capital of the world, isn't it? Nice job marrying the two together like that. I believe you're thinking of Buffalo or Toledo.

Cleveland sucks, but only between January-March when we get the lake effect snow and it's gray every day. It's awesome from April through the holidays. That's why I moved back to the area. I grew up south of downtown...not up on the lake near Eddy Rd or Bratenhal. My Dad is a retired CPD, but we didn't have to live in the actual city limits like the current officers do. He was grandfathered in when they made that rule.

Obviously, the sports teams are only average...it would be nice to see something happen to one of the home teams besides a fumble, a drive (both Elway), a shot (Michael Jordan), a booted grounder in the bottom of the ninth of game seven of the World Series, etc... Hey man, Cleveland had glory days, but they were long before I was born.

Hyde Park is very nice...but I believe it's a chain like Morton's. There's a place called John Q's steakhouse right downtown on public square...personally, I think it's a better overall experience for a steak.

I work for the ESPN radio affiliate here in Cleveland now and Ruth's Chris steakhouse is doing a promo through the station on weekend's called "steak and stogies". For $40, you get the steak dinner and your choice of cigar out of about a selection of ten. I told my boss that the term "stogies" is inappropriate because a stogie is a cheap, machine rolled turd. His response was "don't worry about it"... IN FACT, that's where I was this afternoon...it's right by Corky and Lenny's.

[bigpoppapuff]

take back what you said about buffalo....right NOW!!!!...


isn't the ruths chris right near cousin's cigars??....

[ggiese]

take back what you said about buffalo....right NOW!!!!...


isn't the ruths chris right near cousin's cigars??....

Why do you always suck up to the asshats, Sid? I hear this guy is friends with Larry!!!

[bigpoppapuff]

mommy always said you get more with sugar....i think this guy is gonna be okay...i'm more worried about our newest member...with a name like that.......check it out...


and george..you should no by now...nobody is really friends with larry....

equally important...this guy can get us tickets for games if we get to cleveland....and i'm gonna work a trade....salami for cigars....lol...

[ggiese]

mommy always said you get more with sugar....i think this guy is gonna be okay...i'm more worried about our newest member...with a name like that.......check it out...


and george..you should no by now...nobody is really friends with larry....

equally important...this guy can get us tickets for games if we get to cleveland....and i'm gonna work a trade....salami for cigars....lol...

Sold out for some salami...

[mauied1101]

this partygas guy acts a bit schizophrenic - for ten posts he's a complete dog rocket and then on a following one he's just a nugget in conversation.

oh - and partygas - just in case you don't have the definition:

Any of a group of psychotic disorders usually characterized by withdrawal from reality, illogical patterns of thinking, delusions, and hallucinations, and accompanied in varying degrees by other emotional, behavioral, or intellectual disturbances. Schizophrenia is associated with dopamine imbalances in the brain and defects of the frontal lobe and is caused by genetic, other biological, and psychosocial factors.

Seems like me you fit it hand-in-glove. Sorry man, you're gonna have to own up apologize to... well, everyone at this point, and take your lumps before you get 's worth of sympathy from this non-brotherhood bunch of juveniles.

Oh yeah -

[basil]

Agree M'1101, george, etc. Sid, check it out: this guy walked in and took a shit. Now he's trying to pretend it doesn't stink. I'm willing to give the guy a chance, but only after he cleans up the shit. And we all know what that means. Smart money says this guy wouldn't know humility if it smacked him between the eyes. And he's gonna have to eat a lot of humble pie, and then apologize without bullshit yeah buts, and then shut the fuck up, and then take any other lumps he has coming, and then wait a while before he can be trusted. He's dishonest, he's condescending, he's fucking rude, and right now he's humping any leg that he thinks will pat him on the head.

[mauied1101]

We'll see if he apologizes before polling closes.

Side bar - partygas - I found your avatar. No thanks necessary, glad I could help.

[basil]

lmfao! See? He smokes cigarettes for chrissakes!

[basil]

Looks like you're getting smaller. Does that mean you're leaving? Thought so.

[ukyfan]

Well what do you know, I found a few pics of PartagasGuy



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[PartagasGuy]

BigPoppaPuff...Yes, that Ruth's Chris in Cleveland is near the Cousin's cigar shop on the east side. Those guys have a few different stores...there's a Cousin's out on the far west side, in Avon Lake. They have one called Dad's cigars on the near west side and another downtown too. And sorry about the Buffalo comment. The fact is, Cleveland, Buffalo, Toledo, Detroit, Chicago are all the same. The crime rate is just not as high in Cleveland as it is in cities like Toledo or Buffalo...but that has to do with the population numbers per square mile, etc... But basically, it's the same people, the same air, the same cost of living...well, maybe Chicago's cost of living is more. But other than that, it's the same.

Mauied1101...I didn't originally come here to rock a boat nor did I come here to meet the guy who is going to be the best man in my wedding. What the fuck...now I'm a schizo? I'm sorry that I won't let the small shit in life bother me. Do you think that what you say is going to bother me when I walk away from my laptop?

I'm just a dude who is working my ass off, having as much fun as I possibly can and is doing it all the best I can. Fuck...I'm eating my dinner right now as I type this. It's 10:54pm on a Friday night and I'm just now eating dinner. I busted my fucking ass for most of the day...except the moments I got to type on this forum. And all you guys did today was bust my balls for not taking time to grab my fucking Webster's dictionary that's sitting right next to my computer. Fuck...do you think I'm going to waste my time looking up how to spell "Dyke"? FUCK NO...but I will look up how to spell something on a proposal I'm typing up that might help my career.

It's been exactly one week since I found cigarsmokers.com. Most of you have been pricks...but I guess that's what I get for not doing research or taking the time to find out what this forum is all about...with that said, I'm sorry. On the other hand...some of you have been pretty cool. To you guys, thanks.

BTW...No, I don't smoke cigarettes. I hate cigarettes. Cigarettes will kill you.

I feel like I'm pledging my fraternity again. Fellas, keep the hazing coming if that's what we all need to do.

[PartagasGuy]

Hey KY...that's not me. We don't wear cowboy hats in Cleveland...but I know they do in Lexington. I've been there...that's why I say it's a full set of teeth when you get together with your family for a reunion.

One thing I must give you a high five for was Miss Kentucky in tonight's Miss USA contest. Damn...I never knew the combination of KFC and moonshine could produce such a fine woman! And on the other hand, Miss Ohio was very disappointing...

[cinda]

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.).....
I read this a while back in the humor section on the board. Thanks to ukyfan..now I have the visual, I suppose my life is complete.

[mauied1101]

Most of you have been pricks...but I guess that's what I get for not doing research or taking the time to find out what this forum is all about...with that said, I'm sorry.

See Basil's note:

...snip...And he's gonna have to eat a lot of humble pie, and then apologize without bullshit yeah buts, and then shut the fuck up, and then take any other lumps he has coming, and then wait a while before he can be trusted...snip...

I'm just a dude who is working my ass off, having as much fun as I possibly can and is doing it all the best I can.

We all work our butts off. Have fun with us when you get to know us. There are folks on this board I don't bust b/c I don't know them yet. You don't bust strangers balls, you bust friends'.

BTW - from your last post, it almost sounded like you're the victim. Nice try.

[bigpoppapuff]

partyguy.....the owner of those stores,danny kolod,is a piece of work.....he has the nicest stores in the cleveland area and hates every minute...i've never met a more negative guy.....what's the name of the upscale spanish reataurant downtown??.....i've heard it's excellent...

[illilli]

PartagasGuy, you are the classic internet troll. You have zero respect for our forum, which means that you will not ultimately have any respect for any of its members, even if you feign liking some of them.

You haven't done one thing to earn even one little ounce of my respect. I also do not care what you say or think or where you live or where you used to live. I don't care what cigars you smoke and I do not welcome you to this forum.

I won't post anything related to you again. I am banning you from any more attention from myself.

[PartagasGuy]

Victim of what?

Yes, I suppose I should have just shut the fuck up a long time ago and just let everything cruise. And I know I made the initial mistake of coming on here and asking anyone if you'd be interested in that box of 150's...but God damn, don't make off like I was trying to rape any of you. Hell, I asked what you'd be willing to pay for it, just like I did with the gentleman who eventually bought it. What am I going to do, not take what he offered me? If someone won a car in a giveaway/promotional contest, would you give that away because you already had one?

The great thing is you guys could have just completely ignored me and that original post of mine and not thought twice about it, but you guys embraced it by ripping me.

Go ahead...suspend me or ban me if you choose. If any of you guys want to keep in touch, you've got my e-mail address.

Later on, fellas...

[PartagasGuy]

That's great illilli...Go smoke some crack with your former mayor Barry...who I just found out earlier today is now a councilman there. That's sweet, isn't it! No wonder our nation's capitol is in such shambles. I think illilli should run for council there and I don't even know him. Fuck...you've got to be better than what's there.

BigPoppa...you're thinking of Mallorca on W.9th St. It's good stuff if you like that kind of food...I don't. But they do have these sweet-ass potato crispy shavings that are deep fried. Those things are outstanding.