Hey KY...that's not me. We don't wear cowboy hats in Cleveland...but I know they do in Lexington. I've been there...that's why I say it's a full set of teeth when you get together with your family for a reunion.

One thing I must give you a high five for was Miss Kentucky in tonight's Miss USA contest. Damn...I never knew the combination of KFC and moonshine could produce such a fine woman! And on the other hand, Miss Ohio was very disappointing...