Partagas 150

**mauied1101** · 04-21-2006, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by PartagasGuy

One last thing...I can take any kind of shit from guys who are from NYC, guys from Texas and even guys like prophetic_joe from bum-fuck Iowa.

...snip... Your country hasn't done a fucking thing for the world we live in (besides Celine Dion). ...blah blah blah...

ok ok... this was funny... the fact that you made mention of Celine Dion... not that there's anything wrong with that - I know lots of older women that like Celine Dion... and moreso that you feel that she's contributed to the world... but c'mon... but I'm glad to see that you're showing your colors. It's cool... we're very tolerant... just not of

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**PartagasGuy** · 04-21-2006, 10:16 AM

Actually, reading this has been a nice respite from the daily grind. This has been a lot of fun ripping and getting ripped on. I feel like I'm in high school again.

**ggiese** · 04-21-2006, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by PartagasGuy

One last thing...I can take any kind of shit from guys who are from NYC, guys from Texas and even guys like prophetic_joe from bum-fuck Iowa.

But I'll be God-damn if I have to listen to some canuck that otherwise would be living in a third-world country if it wasn't for the US. Why don't you and your countrymen do something to make this world a better place before you start opening up your fucking pie-hole. Your country hasn't done a fucking thing for the world we live in (besides Celine Dion). So until you or your military makes a difference in this horrible world we live in today, then shut the fuck up. I've lived there and it's beautiful...but you're a bunch of pussies. Go hide behind Great Britain...no wait, at least your parent country has balls enough to make this world a better place.

And don't ever boo our national anthem ever again, you piece of shit.

Basil's translator:

I'm not taking shit from ANYONE!!! Fuck all of you assholes. blah, blah, blah, blah...

**PartagasGuy** · 04-21-2006, 10:18 AM

Toronto is another great city. I love your city. I just wouldn't want to live there.

**Monk** · 04-21-2006, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by PartagasGuy

Actually, reading this has been a nice respite from the daily grind. This has been a lot of fun ripping and getting ripped on. I feel like I'm in high school again.

You probably are still in highschool based on the way you handle yourself.

-W.

**ggiese** · 04-21-2006, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by PartagasGuy

Actually, reading this has been a nice respite from the daily grind. This has been a lot of fun ripping and getting ripped on. I feel like I'm in high school again.

Basil translator:

I like watching soap opera's and Judge Judy - and in between commercials, I like to stir up shit... Makes me feel powerful!!! blah, blah, blah, blah

**Newfie** · 04-21-2006, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by PartagasGuy

One last thing...I can take any kind of shit from guys who are from NYC, guys from Texas and even guys like prophetic_joe from bum-fuck Iowa.

But I'll be God-damn if I have to listen to some canuck that otherwise would be living in a third-world country if it wasn't for the US. Why don't you and your countrymen do something to make this world a better place before you start opening up your fucking pie-hole. Your country hasn't done a fucking thing for the world we live in (besides Celine Dion). So until you or your military makes a difference in this horrible world we live in today, then shut the fuck up. I've lived there and it's beautiful...but you're a bunch of pussies. Go hide behind Great Britain...no wait, at least your parent country has balls enough to make this world a better place.

And don't ever boo our national anthem ever again, you piece of shit.

FUCK YOU GAYGUY.

I've eaten worse shits than you for a fucking snack. You don't know jack shit about Canada if that's all you think. You are one skinny assed little fucking internet hiding pussy. There are no words I can thank of that can ever come close to describing a lowlife scum-sucker like you.

Now, you would be somewhat smart if you listen to the much-respected senior BOTL's here in this Brotherhood (yes, it is) and just crawl back into your rats nest.

Asshole!!!

**PartagasGuy** · 04-21-2006, 10:24 AM

ggiese...now I know why you got the "member of the month" award. You're sweet sense of humor must have come from watching those same shows. Hey...does that award come with a certificate? Maybe if I stick around long enough, do you think I can get the same honor?

**mauied1101** · 04-21-2006, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Newfie

FUCK YOU GAYGUY.

I've eaten worse shits than you for a fucking snack. You don't know jack shit about Canada if that's all you think. You are one skinny assed little fucking internet hiding pussy. There are no words I can thank of that can ever come close to describing a lowlife scum-sucker like you.

Now, you would be somewhat smart if you listen to the much-respected senior BOTL's here in this Brotherhood (yes, it is) and just crawl back into your rats nest.

Asshole!!!

Unbeknownst to the general public, Newfie's real name is Bruce Banner and when asshats come out, he transforms into the Incredible Hulk.

But yes, to partygas aka celine - what Newfie said.

**PartagasGuy** · 04-21-2006, 10:29 AM

I've lived in your country and I've traveled it. I know your nation's history too. The only good things to come from there are Don Cherry and Alexander Keith's...so you too shut the fuck up.

**mauied1101** · 04-21-2006, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by PartagasGuy

ggiese...now I know why you got the "member of the month" award. You're sweet sense of humor must have come from watching those same shows. Hey...does that award come with a certificate? Maybe if I stick around long enough, do you think I can get the same honor?

Sure you can have a certificate. Post your address and we'll send you all the certificates you want to match your University of Phoenix one. Probably printed on the same paper stock too...

**mauied1101** · 04-21-2006, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by PartagasGuy

I've lived in your country and I've traveled it. I know your nation's history too. The only good things to come from there are Don Cherry and Alexander Keith's...so you too shut the fuck up.

But what about Celine Dion? Did you forget dear Celine who has done so much for the world? Short term memory I see...

**PartagasGuy** · 04-21-2006, 10:31 AM

Go pick up a hooker on M-street. There's nothing else to do in DC, is there? Oh wait, you can smoke crack with your mayor. That's always fun.

**Monk** · 04-21-2006, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by PartagasGuy

I've lived in your country and I've traveled it. I know your nation's history too. The only good things to come from there are Don Cherry and Alexander Keith's...so you too shut the fuck up.

I bet you're a fan of basketball or something.... goofball.

-W.

**mauied1101** · 04-21-2006, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by PartagasGuy

Go pick up a hooker on M-street. There's nothing else to do in DC, is there? Oh wait, you can smoke crack with your mayor. That's always fun.

got any recommendations? and, fyi dumbass - Barry's not the mayor anymore - he's a councilman - looks like your information on DC is as good as your information on Canada. Don't they teach you history and politics in high school? oh wait... correspondence school?

**PartagasGuy** · 04-21-2006, 10:35 AM

I've been to Maple Leaf Gardens for hockey games. I've been to the Molson Amphetheatre for concerts. I've been to the Italian part of Toronto for dinner. I loved it all. I hate basketball.

**PartagasGuy** · 04-21-2006, 10:39 AM

I obviously knew he wasn't mayor anymore. But I was unaware that he's now a councilman. Great, let's go get coked up with Councilman Berry.

**Monk** · 04-21-2006, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by PartagasGuy

I've been to Maple Leaf Gardens for hockey games. I've been to the Molson Amphetheatre for concerts. I've been to the Italian part of Toronto for dinner. I loved it all. I hate basketball.

So by your own admission there are more great things to come out of Canada then you own up to. I think its just a case of penis envy.... same with you fascination with ggeises member of the month... pure envy.

-W.

**PartagasGuy** · 04-21-2006, 10:49 AM

Damn...you got me. Toronto is a great town. Winnipeg is a great town. Vancouver is a great town. PEI is outstanding. So is Halifax. All of Quebec can lick my ballsack.

Hey...maybe that's it. The whole french connection is what's bringing your country down. Ditch Quebec and your country is awesome.

**drew_goring** · 04-21-2006, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by PartagasGuy

Hey Drew...I see you're from Alberta.

Have you ever heard of Zanzibar? Are there any in Alberta? That's why my e-mail address is what it is. It's a strip club up in Winnipeg where I used to live. I had my first real cuban there. I just figured you'd have heard of it because there's not much else to do in your beautiful country besides watch grown men play hockey and watch grown women strip! Maybe your sister? ahaha

Take a fucking joke, you fucking butthead.

Wow...why don't you throw in a 'your mother' joke, and then make fun of my monopoly money again.

So you're from Winnipeg eh? Why such hate for hockey?? You still butt hurt over the Jets leaving Manitoba? You know everything about Canada...I mean you lived in the middle of fucking nowhere, in the asshole of the country. If you can't tell I hate Winnipeg, but that is another story for another time.

I see your 47 thousand dollar a year Harvard education is sure paying off. Your vast understanding of Canadian and North American politics amazes me. I mean, obviously if you are from Canada you watch hockey all the time and go to strippers (which I may occasionally stop by). But hey, it is like a block from my town's community college which I might add costs upwards of 800 dollars per semester. I am sure you know all about Canada's oil. So basically, go fuck yourself