Partagas 150

**drew_goring** · 04-21-2006, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by PartagasGuy

Hey Drew...I see you're from Alberta.

Have you ever heard of Zanzibar? Are there any in Alberta? That's why my e-mail address is what it is. It's a strip club up in Winnipeg where I used to live. I had my first real cuban there. I just figured you'd have heard of it because there's not much else to do in your beautiful country besides watch grown men play hockey and watch grown women strip! Maybe your sister? ahaha

Take a fucking joke, you fucking butthead.

Wow...why don't you throw in a 'your mother' joke, and then make fun of my monopoly money again.

So you're from Winnipeg eh? Why such hate for hockey?? You still butt hurt over the Jets leaving Manitoba? You know everything about Canada...I mean you lived in the middle of fucking nowhere, in the asshole of the country. If you can't tell I hate Winnipeg, but that is another story for another time.

I see your 47 thousand dollar a year Harvard education is sure paying off. Your vast understanding of Canadian and North American politics amazes me. I mean, obviously if you are from Canada you watch hockey all the time and go to strippers (which I may occasionally stop by). But hey, it is like a block from my town's community college which I might add costs upwards of 800 dollars per semester. I am sure you know all about Canada's oil. So basically, go fuck yourself

**PartagasGuy** · 04-21-2006, 11:00 AM

Nope...I'm not originally from Winnipeg and I'm not a Jets fan. I actually was there for the CFL BlueBombers. There was a time in my life when I played football and had a cup of coffee with the Bombers back in the late '90's. My desk has more hills than Manitoba!

Growing up in Cleveland, Ohio I would pick up the London, Ontario CBC channel 40 feed from across Lake Erie on Saturday night's to catch the hockey games.

**heftysmokes** · 04-21-2006, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by PartagasGuy

Growing up in Cleveland, Ohio...

You grew up in CLEVELAND and you're badmouthing Canada??? Holy shit, I think most of America would trade Cleveland for a used Canadian latrine.

**Monk** · 04-21-2006, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by heftysmokes

You grew up in CLEVELAND and you're badmouthing Canada??? Holy shit, I think most of America would trade Cleveland for a used Canadian latrine.

Thanks for the offer heftysmokes, but on evidence of this thread I think I can speak for all Canucks when I say Sorry, but you can keep it!

However if you are in need of a used latrine I'd happily send you one

-W.

bigpoppapuff · 04-21-2006, 12:58 PM

"party"guy....you get a

from me if you send me some deli from corky & lenny's.........and if you apologize to some...then join us the right way.....

winnipeg jets,huh.......i'm guessing you got hit in the head often and just coming out of the concussion fog.....it'll get better.....watch out for those subdural hematoma's....

**ggiese** · 04-21-2006, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff

"party"guy....you get a

from me if you send me some deli from corky & lenny's.........and if you apologize to some...then join us the right way.....

winnipeg jets,huh.......i'm guessing you got hit in the head often and just coming out of the concussion fog.....it'll get better.....watch out for those subdural hematoma's....

Sid - I think he's pretty much stepped on his wanker with everyone here. He's a non-discriminatory tosser of insults. I'm thinking he's got a whole lot of apologizing to do....

**PartagasGuy** · 04-21-2006, 01:58 PM

Hey BigPoppaPuff...you know about Corky and Lenny's? The corn beef is stellar...but not as good as Sliman's downtown. I was just in Beachwood fifteen minutes ago...that's where C&L is, right off 271.

Yeah...Cleveland's not quite the most popular destination in the US, but it's a great secret. I invite anyone to come to Cleveland (or anywhere on Lake Erie coast of Northern Ohio) between now and October and I guarantee you'll love it. The islands out in the middle of Lake Erie are an amazing destination in the summer...it's pure debauchery at its finest.

Shit...how could I forget about Rush. Sorry, Geddy! The Guess Who and BTO weren't bad either I suppose

Hey UK Fan...what do you call a Kentucky family reunion?...a full set of teeth! That's a Cincinnati joke...not a Cleveland one.

bigpoppapuff · 04-21-2006, 02:30 PM

i know of sliman's as well......how about steak at the hyde park???....

a good friend of mine is connected with the improv in cleveland....also some guys from cleveland are in a roto baseball league i'm in.....some of those guys hate me because i can be a prick......

**ukyfan** · 04-21-2006, 09:52 PM

Well what do you know, I found a few pics of PartagasGuy

and

**PartagasGuy** · 04-21-2006, 10:06 PM

BigPoppaPuff...Yes, that Ruth's Chris in Cleveland is near the Cousin's cigar shop on the east side. Those guys have a few different stores...there's a Cousin's out on the far west side, in Avon Lake. They have one called Dad's cigars on the near west side and another downtown too. And sorry about the Buffalo comment. The fact is, Cleveland, Buffalo, Toledo, Detroit, Chicago are all the same. The crime rate is just not as high in Cleveland as it is in cities like Toledo or Buffalo...but that has to do with the population numbers per square mile, etc... But basically, it's the same people, the same air, the same cost of living...well, maybe Chicago's cost of living is more. But other than that, it's the same.

Mauied1101...I didn't originally come here to rock a boat nor did I come here to meet the guy who is going to be the best man in my wedding. What the fuck...now I'm a schizo? I'm sorry that I won't let the small shit in life bother me. Do you think that what you say is going to bother me when I walk away from my laptop?

I'm just a dude who is working my ass off, having as much fun as I possibly can and is doing it all the best I can. Fuck...I'm eating my dinner right now as I type this. It's 10:54pm on a Friday night and I'm just now eating dinner. I busted my fucking ass for most of the day...except the moments I got to type on this forum. And all you guys did today was bust my balls for not taking time to grab my fucking Webster's dictionary that's sitting right next to my computer. Fuck...do you think I'm going to waste my time looking up how to spell "Dyke"? FUCK NO...but I will look up how to spell something on a proposal I'm typing up that might help my career.

It's been exactly one week since I found cigarsmokers.com. Most of you have been pricks...but I guess that's what I get for not doing research or taking the time to find out what this forum is all about...with that said, I'm sorry. On the other hand...some of you have been pretty cool. To you guys, thanks.

BTW...No, I don't smoke cigarettes. I hate cigarettes. Cigarettes will kill you.

I feel like I'm pledging my fraternity again. Fellas, keep the hazing coming if that's what we all need to do.

**PartagasGuy** · 04-21-2006, 10:09 PM

Hey KY...that's not me. We don't wear cowboy hats in Cleveland...but I know they do in Lexington. I've been there...that's why I say it's a full set of teeth when you get together with your family for a reunion.

One thing I must give you a high five for was Miss Kentucky in tonight's Miss USA contest. Damn...I never knew the combination of KFC and moonshine could produce such a fine woman! And on the other hand, Miss Ohio was very disappointing...

**cinda** · 04-21-2006, 10:13 PM

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.).....
I read this a while back in the humor section on the board. Thanks to ukyfan..now I have the visual, I suppose my life is complete.

**illilli** · 04-21-2006, 10:24 PM

PartagasGuy, you are the classic internet troll. You have zero respect for our forum, which means that you will not ultimately have any respect for any of its members, even if you feign liking some of them.

You haven't done one thing to earn even one little ounce of my respect. I also do not care what you say or think or where you live or where you used to live. I don't care what cigars you smoke and I do not welcome you to this forum.

I won't post anything related to you again. I am banning you from any more attention from myself.

**Drake** · 04-21-2006, 11:03 AM

this guy's a fucking retard who probably gets no respect in the real world. He's got to come here and flex his internet nuts just to remember he's got a pair. sad, sad man. stop being such an asshole, man and maybe you'll get some respect

**PartagasGuy** · 04-21-2006, 11:14 AM

what?

**PartagasGuy** · 04-21-2006, 11:16 AM

Why is it that some of you can only try and dish it out, but can't take it?

Where I grew up, in order to dish it out, you must be able to take it. And I don't think some of you can take it without getting your panties all twisted up...

**PartagasGuy** · 04-21-2006, 11:17 AM

Hey Drake...why don't you go ride your horse up to the local Piggly Wiggly and get an ice-cold sixer of Schiltz for the afternoon, have a few and chill out.

**Drake** · 04-21-2006, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by PartagasGuy

Hey Drake...why don't you go ride your horse up to the local Piggly Wiggly and get an ice-cold sixer of Schiltz for the afternoon, have a few and chill out.

Schlitz? I only drink Colt 45 or Mad Dog with my phillies.

and I bet you are pretty good at taking it.

**PartagasGuy** · 04-21-2006, 11:26 AM

Hey Drake...I thought you were going to win the academy award this past year. I refuse to see Brokeback Mtn because I think your homosexuality is quite disgusting. But I heard you played quite the role in that flick...