Hey BigPoppaPuff...you know about Corky and Lenny's? The corn beef is stellar...but not as good as Sliman's downtown. I was just in Beachwood fifteen minutes ago...that's where C&L is, right off 271.

Yeah...Cleveland's not quite the most popular destination in the US, but it's a great secret. I invite anyone to come to Cleveland (or anywhere on Lake Erie coast of Northern Ohio) between now and October and I guarantee you'll love it. The islands out in the middle of Lake Erie are an amazing destination in the summer...it's pure debauchery at its finest.

Shit...how could I forget about Rush. Sorry, Geddy! The Guess Who and BTO weren't bad either I suppose

Hey UK Fan...what do you call a Kentucky family reunion?...a full set of teeth! That's a Cincinnati joke...not a Cleveland one.