Two buddies were sitting in a local tavern having a beer. One of the fellows noticed that his friend was in a really quiet mood.

"Have a tough day? he asked. His friend replied "Yeah, I went skydiving today."

The first fellow said, Really? I tried skydiving once and it wasn't bad at all. In fact, I had a great time. What happened?"

"Well..." his buddy said... "I got to the airfield and was pretty excited. I didn't know if I could go through with it, but the instructor said not to worry, He'd had that problem with first timers before and knew just how to handle it. So I strapped on the 'chute and off we went. I was the last one to jump, and when I got to that door, I froze. I told the instructor that I just couldn't do it. He told me not to worry, and he called Bubba out of the cockpit. He told me that if I didn't jump, Bubba was gonna fuck me up the ass!"

"Holy shit!" said his friend, "Did you jump?

"Well..." he said, "a little at first..."