Drivers that piss you off!

**slcraiders** · 05-06-2006, 07:00 PM

I am with K7 and CC on this one. Way too many hotshot punkass cockknockers on Motorcycles these days. Nothing against responsible bikers, but they need to change the bumper sticker reading "Start seeing motorcycles" to "start seeing Assholes!".

**Newfie** · 05-06-2006, 07:18 PM

I gotta admit I agree with you all that wayyyyyy too many kids (physically or mentally) ride crotch rockets irresponsibly. And that's one of the reasons I teach the course, is to try to do my part to get these assholes to learn safety on bikes.

It really bothers me when I see some kid pass the course, and then 3 weeks later I see him on the highway doing 120 KMs / hr in runners, shorts and a tee shirt. So often I've wanted to knock the little fucker off the bike and beat his face to a pulp!!!

I have 2 bikes, a 2005 Gold Wing and a 2002 TLR (the one in my avtar). I have taken that bike to the limit several times, but in safe, controlled environments (read race tracks). Yes, it pisses me off too to see the way some people ride these things on public highways and I didn't think about that when I made my post. All I thought about was how many times I've been cut off when riding my Wing. Jezuz, I'm 300 lbs and the bike is 850!! I also didn't think till now about how many times I've been cit off in my Jeep, or in the Bride's Monte Carlo. Same shit, blind people who don't give a fuck and shouldn't be on the road.

**bluesman455** · 05-06-2006, 07:19 PM

1.people who do not accelerate on the on ramp and try to merge with highway traffic at 35 MPH.

2.people at a red lights who block entrances,driveways.

3.people who just have to pass in front of you,cutting you off just so they can exit,when in fact nobody is behind you.

**mauied1101** · 05-06-2006, 11:11 PM

Where to start...

1. Slow drivers in the fast (passing) lane... esp the ones that don't move after you flash/honk
2. The same drivers that are yapping on the cell phone so they're going 15 MPH under the limit
3. People that see the "NO TURN ON RED" sign but fail to read the 'WHEN PEDESTRIANS ARE PRESENT"
4. People that stop dead still until they can cut over to another lane blocking all traffic behind them
5. People that do not understand "zippering" to an offramp/onto traffic and stop until they get to the end of the ramp.

... and that's just from the top of my head.

**mauied1101** · 05-06-2006, 11:22 PM

And speaking of your post...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/05/04/...ves/index.html

**basil** · 05-06-2006, 11:32 PM

two things:

people in front of me not using their damn turn signals

when I'm ramping onto a freeway, someone is in the right lane and there's no one for a mile in either direction, and they won't move into the left lane

people in front of me going from a parking to the turning lane all in one move.

oh, that's 3. there's probably more . . .

**Shelby07** · 05-07-2006, 12:59 PM

I think this attachment says it all...

**CoventryCat86** · 05-07-2006, 02:52 PM

People talking on their damn cell phones and not paying attention while they drive. Some people CAN indeed drive and talk at the same time but unfortunately many cannnot.

The Connecticut Legislature passed a cell phone ban (while driving) last year which at first I was very much opposed to because I don't agree with the philosophy of it. However, the more I think about it and the more I continue to be aggravated by idiots, the more I agree with the law!

**cigar no baka** · 05-08-2006, 12:24 PM

People who drive way under the damn speed limit in school zones. I slow down to the limit every day in two school zones, the first one being 30mph and the second is 25mph. But low and behold, some assholes decide that 30 is too fast, and drive 20mph in the first one. The second one is not so bad, but some people still drive 20 or just shy of 20mph. I call them pace cars, since they're setting the pace for everyone and it's just too damn slow.

Also, people who park in handicapped spots. I know, someone else already said this one, but I sit in front of two handicapped spots in my office. I see people violating all day long and call the local PD to report them. I love it when the police actually show up in time to ticket them (rarely)!!!

People who park in the red zone while their spouse runs inside to do something. Hey asshole, you're blocking traffic, and the curb is RED so move your lame ass!!

People who drive big mothefucking battleships and park them in a "fuck you" way, taking up so much of their parking spot they're actually sticking out into one or both spots on either side of them essentially taking up two or three spots. Love to see that in a crowded parking lot.

People who accelerate so slowly they never even build up enough speed to hit the speed limit before the next red light. And they're always in front of me.

People who don't maintain their vehicles so they belch oil all over the place, or worse, break down and block traffic.

**ggiese** · 05-08-2006, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by cigar no baka

People who drive big mothefucking battleships and park them in a "fuck you" way, taking up so much of their parking spot they're actually sticking out into one or both spots on either side of them essentially taking up two or three spots. Love to see that in a crowded parking lot.

I had this very thing happen yesterday. The wife and I went to the local Home Depot to pick up a few gardening supplies. Upon our return, a numbnuts in a big honker pickup truck parks over the yellow line in such a way the wife couldn't get in the car, but at an angle so he could get out of his truck. To the right of the fucknuts is NOTHING - I MEAN NOTHING - no reason for him to park that way other than to be a total asswad...

I like to fuck up the mirrors on both sides of the truck - then the dipwad has to spend time fixing everthing...

**cigar no baka** · 05-08-2006, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by ggiese

I had this very thing happen yesterday. The wife and I went to the local Home Depot to pick up a few gardening supplies. Upon our return, a numbnuts in a big honker pickup truck parks over the yellow line in such a way the wife couldn't get in the car, but at an angle so he could get out of his truck. To the right of the fucknuts is NOTHING - I MEAN NOTHING - no reason for him to park that way other than to be a total asswad...

I like to fuck up the mirrors on both sides of the truck - then the dipwad has to spend time fixing everthing...

yeah, I get mad fantasies about showing them some love but always end up muttering under my breath and just driving away.