Goddamn - I sit outside Starbucks many a morning and smoke cigars and drink beverages.

Almost every single damn morning, someone will sit down at a table next to me and do the same thing the last fuckers did.

Sit down....start to cough....whisper to each other...then move far away or leave.


Are they blind and have no sense of smell? My cigar is usually going along swimmingly by then, producing an aromatic cloud around me. Do I need to add more clues? Maybe a recorded announcement on loop, "Cigar Smoker currently smoking cigar, producing vast clouds of foul, evil, dangerous smoke, sit within 25 yards at risk to life, limb and health!"


Clueless fucking SWB useless POS.