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  1. 06-14-2006, 09:18 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by slcraiders
    I have no problem with flashy and pastel colors. Yes- as a few have mentioned, the chicks do dig it. To break up the doldrum of white, gray and blue shirts in the professional world, I will throw in other colors come spring time. These include yellow, coral/salmon, peach, lime green and other misc. pastels etc- stripes and solids. I have not lost any chest hairs (not that I had many to begin with) and my testicals have not shrunk or anything.

    Now if we were to write "man law", it would not have anything to do with what men wear. It would be the opposite.

    Man law 1: All cute or semi cute girls should be required to wear either tight pants w/ tight shirt or a bikini to all public places.

    Man law 2: All cherubic women (cute or not) need to drop the hip jeans and belly shirts. Put that shit away- damn!

    Man law 3: Every Wednesday is officially steak and blowjob day.

    Man law 4: Cigars are considered formal attire

    and on and on and on... ...you catch my drift.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cinda
    cinda looks at slcraiders....
    lemme guess... and slaps him with a fish?
    Look at that... I plumb got myself 5 raisins and 7 termites.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mauied1101
    lemme guess... and slaps him with a fish?

    yes but I might say a trout large bass to be exact!






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    Quote Originally Posted by slcraiders
    Man law 3: Every Wednesday is officially steak and blowjob day.
    You must not be married. It would be nice though.


    Quote Originally Posted by cinda
    yes but I might say a trout large bass to be exact!


    That looks like a salmon to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WOXOF
    You must not be married. It would be nice though.






    That looks like a salmon to me.

    Salmon, the other pink meat!


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    Except for wednesdays
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    So what day do the wives get SLC?






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