Quote Originally Posted by SmokinDVM
After all, he gets all his marching orders directly from "god".
Nah. Herfed with god last week; he don't knew him.

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Weekend trip planning in heaven.
1st offer: Bethlehem. But Maria denied - bad hotels over there, no place to sleep.
2nd offer: Jerusalem. But Jesus denied - don't like this place. Very bad experiences.
3rd offer: Washington D.C. No comments at all. Then god said: "Hmmmm, sounds interesting. Never was over there..."