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Fricken' perfectionist!Originally Posted by slcraiders
I do not see what the big deal is about Kirsten Dunst.
Sure, she has that cute little "girl next door" quality. But watch the scenes with her closely. That girl has some seriously jacked up teeth!
You don't have to take her. She can eat crackers in my bed anytime!
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
Peddling Evil Since 1971
Better get a dust vac for that bed of yours. Crackers and her jacked up teeth sound like a messy combination.Fricken' perfectionist!
You don't have to take her. She can eat crackers in my bed anytime!
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
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Picked one up today. I'm all set. Send her over!
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My head probably won't be anywhere near where she's eating the crackers anyway.
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
Destroyer of Safiness
I should be so lucky to wake up to an All-American cutie pie like Kirsten Dunst every morning. I would not call her a hottie, but she's so damn cute she captures my heart in almost every performance. Now hotties, they capture a different part of my anatomy.....
There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
Peddling Evil Since 1971
Wow, who would have thunketh this board was so full of guys fond of mediorcre, ugly women?
Don't get me wrong. I would not mind waking up next to Kirsten. I might say something like this: "Good morning little sunshine dimples with innocent eyes that fell from the sky. Honey, please take your small chested, jacked up tooth self downstairs and make me an espresso and bagel. While you are at it, pick out the perfect sunrise cigar- cut it and light it. You can slobber on it too, honey- just do not drop it."
They say there is marriage and lay material:
Lay material: Angelina Jolie, Jamie Presly (however you spell her name with no relation to Elvis), Kim Basinger, Brook Burke, Rachael Ray (with that nice ass of hers), salma hayek (eyes that will kill), Nicole Kidman (experience speaks), etc., etc.
Marriage material: (?)
jk, just not some pimple butted bitch with buck teeth dreaming of some guy in a tight suit jumping from building to building constantly thinking "with power comes great responsibility".
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
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You are only 35. When you get older you will realize that older guys (single of course) are much more successful than when they were when they were younger. It ain't that they're any better looking, they're just less selective.
...remember what Jimmy Soul said...
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