I do not see what the big deal is about Kirsten Dunst.Originally Posted by SuperChuck
Sure, she has that cute little "girl next door" quality. But watch the scenes with her closely. That girl has some seriously jacked up teeth!
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I do not see what the big deal is about Kirsten Dunst.
Sure, she has that cute little "girl next door" quality. But watch the scenes with her closely. That girl has some seriously jacked up teeth!
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Fricken' perfectionist!I do not see what the big deal is about Kirsten Dunst.
Sure, she has that cute little "girl next door" quality. But watch the scenes with her closely. That girl has some seriously jacked up teeth!
You don't have to take her. She can eat crackers in my bed anytime!
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Better get a dust vac for that bed of yours. Crackers and her jacked up teeth sound like a messy combination.Fricken' perfectionist!
You don't have to take her. She can eat crackers in my bed anytime!
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Picked one up today. I'm all set. Send her over!
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My head probably won't be anywhere near where she's eating the crackers anyway.
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I should be so lucky to wake up to an All-American cutie pie like Kirsten Dunst every morning. I would not call her a hottie, but she's so damn cute she captures my heart in almost every performance. Now hotties, they capture a different part of my anatomy.....
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Peddling Evil Since 1971
Wow, who would have thunketh this board was so full of guys fond of mediorcre, ugly women?
Don't get me wrong. I would not mind waking up next to Kirsten. I might say something like this: "Good morning little sunshine dimples with innocent eyes that fell from the sky. Honey, please take your small chested, jacked up tooth self downstairs and make me an espresso and bagel. While you are at it, pick out the perfect sunrise cigar- cut it and light it. You can slobber on it too, honey- just do not drop it."
They say there is marriage and lay material:
Lay material: Angelina Jolie, Jamie Presly (however you spell her name with no relation to Elvis), Kim Basinger, Brook Burke, Rachael Ray (with that nice ass of hers), salma hayek (eyes that will kill), Nicole Kidman (experience speaks), etc., etc.
Marriage material: (?)
jk, just not some pimple butted bitch with buck teeth dreaming of some guy in a tight suit jumping from building to building constantly thinking "with power comes great responsibility".
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Speak the gospel, Brother James!!!
That bitch annoys the hell out of me. And she is most definitely NOT hot.
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I might be only 35, shelb. however, I will not settle for a buck toothed chick in any form. Bitch has some fucked up teeth. Watch.
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Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
Peddling Evil Since 1971
In my 35 yr old experience, I would site with the office girls in my building- now that is hoT!!!
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
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I agree, Kirsten's teeth are fugly. I mean, we're not in england or anything. She does have some nice fun-bags I wouldn't mind burying myself in.
What do yall think of the new Gwen Stacy - Bryce Howard? She looks ok I guess, but I think if I got with her I would keep accidently thinking I was molestering Opie or something.
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Gentlemen, the proof is in the puddin'. If you'd kick this out of bed there is something more seriously wrong than her teeth! Besides, there are work-arounds for that!
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Such as paper bags, light switches, photos taped to her face, etc.Besides, there are work-arounds for that!
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