When I die I'm going to have my ashes smuggled down to the DR, loaded in a crop duster and buzzed over Fuente's farm. That way when you clowns spark up an Opus or Anejo the first things your lips will touch will be my dusty ass.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When I die I'm going to have my ashes smuggled down to the DR, loaded in a crop duster and buzzed over Fuente's farm. That way when you clowns spark up an Opus or Anejo the first things your lips will touch will be my dusty ass.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
goddamn Ty, that's pretty morbid![]()
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When I die I want to be buried in a simple pine box so I can decompose naturally. The thought of enbalming and being in a sealed coffin is very morbid to me. Who wants to turn into stew ?
The older I get ,the better I was
I really dont care, Ill be dead anyway.
I guess whatever is the cheapest for my family is fine with me.
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I believe in reincarnation, so when I die—I will not really be dead at all.?.?.? My spirit will move on and take the form of Hugh Hefner’s (still to be born grandchild). Oh the possibilities at the Mansion 50-75 years from now.
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
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I will second the reincarnation Idea although I would like to come back as the next Jim Morrison or Himi HendrixOriginally Posted by slcraiders
In the immortal words of Larry the Cable Guy:Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
"I don't care who you are, that's some funny shit right there!!"
A bunch of University docs will have their way with my body, and hopefully someone will be able to use something I leave behind. Then what's left will be cremated and my ashes will be spread over a pond I loved to fish in as a kid.
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Due to the nature of the request, I won't be too specific. But I had someone looking for a specific cigarbox. Had to be that brand in maduro. Reason? His relative wished to be cremated, ashes stored in his favorite cigar box, and stored in his cabinet humidor he had left to a favorite relative........
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