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    Quote Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
    When I die I'm going to have my ashes smuggled down to the DR, loaded in a crop duster and buzzed over Fuente's farm. That way when you clowns spark up an Opus or Anejo the first things your lips will touch will be my dusty ass.


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    In the immortal words of Larry the Cable Guy:

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    A bunch of University docs will have their way with my body, and hopefully someone will be able to use something I leave behind. Then what's left will be cremated and my ashes will be spread over a pond I loved to fish in as a kid.
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    Due to the nature of the request, I won't be too specific. But I had someone looking for a specific cigarbox. Had to be that brand in maduro. Reason? His relative wished to be cremated, ashes stored in his favorite cigar box, and stored in his cabinet humidor he had left to a favorite relative........

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    Quote Originally Posted by cigargirl View Post
    Due to the nature of the request, I won't be too specific. But I had someone looking for a specific cigarbox. Had to be that brand in maduro. Reason? His relative wished to be cremated, ashes stored in his favorite cigar box, and stored in his cabinet humidor he had left to a favorite relative........
    Thats kind cool, in a "I could never use that cabinet if it were me" sorta way.
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    I thought it was a tampon joke!

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    Pyramid-50,000 slave size.
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