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    Get ready for this shit...



    It's FRIDAY!
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

    ~ Col. Sanders ~


    "I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."

    ~ ashauler ~

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    Happy day, it is Friday, but don't smoke too much or you might see the shit monster.
    Just another day at the office!

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    I am done with this school shit until Monday! Drinking beer and whiskey and enjoying the weekend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Fossilized shit from 14000 years ago was discovered in Oregon.
    thats some crazy old shit!

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    Just screwed that shit up, Ghost!
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    Kinda thought that he'd got this shit, guess not.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    Lizard shit, does it change colors?
    Just another day at the office!

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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Just screwed that shit up, Ghost!
    aww shit!

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    My my, still haven't gotten the hang of this shit, I see.

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    Nice, when shit goes wrong it is not so obvious to some, poor shit!
    Just another day at the office!

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    Oh shit, it's Michael Jackson's birthday, we should hold a shitty thriller dance-off.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    Please, why does everyone think his Shit doesn't stink.
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
    - George Burns

    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
    - Jack Handy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corvin View Post
    Oh shit, it's Michael Jackson's birthday, we should hold a shitty thriller dance-off.
    Queer MJ's Bday...I'm gonna take a shit in his honor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugbysh9 View Post
    Please, why does everyone think his Shit doesn't stink.
    Really, I do think he's a shitty pedo, he did have a few songs that weren't shit, that's all.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    Same shit...different day....Michael, Michael, Michael.

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    Tonight! UFC 102. This one better be better than that 101 pile of shit.

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    understand this shit. 102 is bigger than 101, so it has to be better

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    Very interesting, does the math work or are you just shitting yourself? Well shit!
    Just another day at the office!

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    Well, my math teacher told me that this math shit really does work...she was cute, so I believed her

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    X-men 3 was on TV this past weekend. I don't think it's as shitty as everyone says it is.
    Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.

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