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  1. #721
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    Zip this shit up..and begin another round!






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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    Awwww damn, I missed the shitty Z, I wanted to talk about the Zombie Walk shit that I've been working on.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    Boing! Rubber shit bounces all over the place.
    Just another day at the office!

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    Come on, is this the best shit that we can come up with??? although, I liked Roger's "Boing" comment.

    Keith

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    Dipshits, they're everywhere I tell ya.

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    SHIT!!.....I hate it when i can't find my shit. I know i put it with some other shit, but which pile of shit is it?

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    Enthusiastic, yes! but daredog doesn't get this shit!
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
    - George Burns

    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
    - Jack Handy

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    For every one who gets this shit, there is always another shit head that doesn't get it look at the name of the thread.....look real hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mail man View Post
    For every one who gets this shit, there is always another shit head that doesn't get it look at the name of the thread.....look real hard.
    Galloping ghost shit, I told you all, just a few posts ago.

    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler
    Dipshits, they're everywhere I tell ya.

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    Holy flippin fork shit! You certainly did tell us that shit!
    Last edited by Roger; 09-02-2009 at 09:45 AM. Reason: Awwww shit!
    Just another day at the office!

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    I didn't know that ghost shit could gallop, or that you could flip shit with a fork...HMMM Ilearn something new every day.

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    Jumps too, shit I didn't realize that ghost shit was so talented.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    Klingon shit, painful.

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    Like you know what klingon shit feels like

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    Mexican jumping shit... don't let them jump into your drink.
    Just another day at the office!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger View Post
    Mexican jumping shit... don't let them jump into your drink.
    No no no, the shit you are talking about is the tequila flavored cigars

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    Ostrich shit falls farther than chicken shit.

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    Peacock shit falls even farther...
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
    - George Burns

    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
    - Jack Handy

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    quite useless shit, unless you needed to throw shit, and knew the distance

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    "read more, post less" or some shit like that.
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

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