Emergency Crap in middle of Cigar

**WhiteWidow** · 08-13-2006, 09:43 PM

I know I can't be the only one this has happened to, but have any of you had to suddenly blow some serious mud in the middle of a good cigar? This happened to me the other day, and since I have to smoke outside I was faced with the tough decision of either unloading in my pants or leaving my smoke. I held off as long as I could but eventually went inside, only to return to find my stogie had extinguished itself. I am just curious as to how some others would go about this problem.

**brian** · 08-13-2006, 09:51 PM

I'd probably just knock off the ash light it again, blow the old ash off before my first puff.
Other experienced smokers probably have a better way of dealing with re-lighting though.

**CgarDan** · 08-13-2006, 09:55 PM

Didn't your parents teach you to go before you leave the house

**Empire23** · 08-13-2006, 10:20 PM

I would just go take a deuce, come back and if the smoke is out, then just knock off the ash and then re light. I dont see much of a problem with it.

bigpoppapuff · 08-13-2006, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by WhiteWidow

I know I can't be the only one this has happened to, but have any of you had to suddenly blow some serious mud in the middle of a good cigar? This happened to me the other day, and since I have to smoke outside I was faced with the tough decision of either unloading in my pants or leaving my smoke. I held off as long as I could but eventually went inside, only to return to find my stogie had extinguished itself. I am just curious as to how some others would go about this problem.

This is an excellent topic, one I have hoped would be raised for some time now....

**designwise1** · 08-13-2006, 11:52 PM

Light a match next time!

**Desert Rat** · 08-14-2006, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by WhiteWidow

Have any of you had to suddenly blow some serious mud in the middle of a good cigar?

Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff

This is an excellent topic, one I have hoped would be raised for some time now....

I couldn't agree with bpp more! I especially applaud the choice of forums for this particular thread. This thread would never belong in the mere "cigars" forum and be even less appropriate in the "General Discussion" forum.

A topic as weighty as this should be reserved for considered discussion by the true "Aficionados" of the board.

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**mauied1101** · 08-14-2006, 12:56 AM

Originally Posted by Desert Rat

I couldn't agree with bpp more! I especially applaud the choice of forums for this particular thread. This thread would never belong in the mere "cigars" forum and be even less appropriate in the "General Discussion" forum.

A topic as weighty as this should be reserved for considered discussion by the true "Aficionados" of the board.

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**TheSilentChamber** · 08-14-2006, 01:29 AM

Just take it with you, if someone complains of the smoke go tell them to take a big wiff of the bathroom.

**cinda** · 08-14-2006, 05:53 AM

Originally Posted by Desert Rat

I couldn't agree with bpp more! I especially applaud the choice of forums for this particular thread. This thread would never belong in the mere "cigars" forum and be even less appropriate in the "General Discussion" forum.

A topic as weighty as this should be reserved for considered discussion by the true "Aficionados" of the board.

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**Cabaiguan Juan** · 08-14-2006, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Just take it with you, if someone complains of the smoke go tell them to take a big wiff of the bathroom.

I would take it with me. First, it eliminates the whole 'light a match' thing. Secondly, that would be the best queit time experience, ever. I look forward to the day when I am in a similar situation. And lastly, who would barge into the crapper to force you to surrender or extinguish the cigar? You would have total amnesty there. Just make sure that you have acouple of magazines, or a book. (kinda gives new meaning the the "Stinky" ashtray)

**WhiteWidow** · 08-14-2006, 08:32 AM

My girlfriend would barge in that's who. She has no concept whatsoever that a man is not to be distrubed while taking a dump. How am I supposed to reflect and ponder the days events with her bugging me the whole time? And then she'll complain about the smell. Are you retarded?!? I'm in here taking a shit! is what I tell her.

**brian** · 08-14-2006, 08:34 AM

Lock the the door!

**heftysmokes** · 08-14-2006, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by WhiteWidow

...suddenly blow some serious mud...

I'd like to formally ask permission to use this phrase.

**taltos** · 08-14-2006, 11:08 AM

It had to be said. Who gives a shit?

**basil** · 08-14-2006, 11:28 AM

There is so an Aggie joke in here somewhere.

**WhiteWidow** · 08-14-2006, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by heftysmokes

I'd like to formally ask permission to use this phrase.

Permission granted.

**Cabaiguan Juan** · 08-14-2006, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by WhiteWidow

My girlfriend would barge in that's who...And then she'll complain about the smell.

Wow. I guess since girls don't poo, they don’t have any concept at what a spiritual experience it is. Not to mention the importance to the appreciation of literature that #2 makes.

bigpoppapuff · 08-14-2006, 03:23 PM

classy thread.....this'll bring us tons of new members...

**cinda** · 08-14-2006, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by WhiteWidow

My girlfriend would barge in that's who. She has no concept whatsoever that a man is not to be disturbed while taking a dump. How am I supposed to reflect and ponder the days events with her bugging me the whole time? And then she'll complain about the smell. Are you retarded?!? I'm in here taking a shit! is what I tell her.

Just have to wounder about a gal that enters the bathroom with the blue smoke bellow out. Does she have a sense of smell? Maybe her man's poo does not smell? Is she in fact the best girlfriend in the world who can take her man's poo smell and love him enough to still hang out in it with him? I am not sure but for me I want to be in another state when hubby in the el bano doing a number 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!