excellent job offer!!!!..

[Evillepaintball]

hey, i already have a checking account thank you very much

So I got a reply today


Attn David Cook,

Thanks for your prompt response, in fact I am pleased by your word and am confident in dealing with you as an educated person who knows what it takes to discharge this duties and as well as my sole representative in America.
Know that your income tax will be considered as soon as we commence, though you are receiving 10% on every payment made through you and the balance sent to us via western union money transfer.
You may be receiving between $40,000.00 to $50,000.00 dollars per month on our behalf depending on sales.
However, there is full guarantee of your 10% entitlement upon each transaction you handle and no illegality attached to this business that I am entrusting in your hands, it is 100% risk free.
With time, I will get an office in USA once my profit rises, I promise you that this business will unite both of us and as you work for me, and my customers will direct all payments to your name only as I will instruct them to do once we have reached a compromise.
There is a job security in this business as you will receive gift items (Laptops, food items and office equipments) from me as long as this business moves on safely.
However, to proceed with this, there is a retainer ship agreement that bind us together legally. There is much insurance as we proceed that will cover you/your family and this business together.
Finally, you are advised to forward to me your full name, Address, A copy of scanned passport and your direct telephone and fax numbers for easy communication to enable my customers in USA contact you for payments.
You are advised to fill your details in our employment form which you are required to endorse as well.

Thanks for your kind interest and cooperation towards the growth of this business.
I await your prompt response.
Yours faithfully,

Sir Kelley Ko.
CEO Kelley Ko Fabrics & Textiles.
Tel: + 44 702 402 8317.


NOTE: YOU ARE REQUIRED TO COMPLETE THIS FORM BELOW:
Reference No: - LSLCA/2031/ 8161/05Batch
No: - R4/A313/2-60 EMPLOYMENT FORM

First Name:............................. Middle Name:....................................Last Name:.......................................
Address (Home) Line 1................................................. ........................
Address (Office Name & Address) Line2............................................. .................................................. ..
City.......................................... State.....................Zip................Home Phone..........................................
Cell Phone.........................Gender.............M arital Status........................Age................. ...........................
Occupation…………………………………………………………………………………………...
Nation of Origin............................................ ...........Religion
ATTESTATION
I ………………………………………… hereby agree to the term and condition stated below by Kelley Ko Textiles and Fabric company.
I am required to receive payment from customers on behalf of Kelley Ko fabrics.
I am required to deduct 10% of all funds processed on a particular order & forward the balance payment the company’s regional warehouses that will be given to me.

You will notify the company a week ahead if eventually you want to discontinue this job, So as to terminate all payment coming your way to avoid conflict. In agreement to this kindly append signature below.

Signatures.............................. date...................

[Evillepaintball]

And my reply:

Sir Kelly Ko,

I am still very interested in your genorous offer, but some of my friends have been trying to tell me its some sort of scam. I think they are just jealous because they weren't offered this wonderful job. However, before I continue, I would like some sort of proof so I know this is real. If you would Photograph yourself holding a sign that says "I LIKE IT FROM BEHIND", I will gladly fill out the forms sent to me and send them back to you.

Thank you,
David Cook

[bigpoppapuff]

And my reply:

Sir Kelly Ko,

I am still very interested in your genorous offer, but some of my friends have been trying to tell me its some sort of scam. I think they are just jealous because they weren't offered this wonderful job. However, before I continue, I would like some sort of proof so I know this is real. If you would Photograph yourself holding a sign that says "I LIKE IT FROM BEHIND", I will gladly fill out the forms sent to me and send them back to you.

Thank you,
David Cook

eville....WELCOME to our playground.......that's fucking awesome...LMFAO!!!!!

[Shelby07]

Het Evil - You need to post their correspondences here so we can all add input to your responses. We can consider it a team buiding exercise.

[Evillepaintball]

Het Evil - You need to post their correspondences here so we can all add input to your responses. We can consider it a team buiding exercise.

Something tells me I might not be getting an email back from him anytime soon

[bigpoppapuff]

send him many more emails...the ball's in your court...mess with him...

[Evillepaintball]

just sent him another one to see if i could reassure him that im serious,hopefully he doesnt understand what i want him to write on that sign.

"Please get back to me with that picture AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, I am very anxious to begin making money for you!"

[WOXOF]

And my reply:

Sir Kelly Ko,

I am still very interested in your genorous offer, but some of my friends have been trying to tell me its some sort of scam. I think they are just jealous because they weren't offered this wonderful job. However, before I continue, I would like some sort of proof so I know this is real. If you would Photograph yourself holding a sign that says "I LIKE IT FROM BEHIND", I will gladly fill out the forms sent to me and send them back to you.

Thank you,
David Cook

That's priceless.

[Evillepaintball]

Got another reply today, and I must say, this guy is very persuasive.


Hello David Cook,

I have just read your mails with the contents noted.

Please note that KELLY KO Textile and Fabric Company is an existing industry and i am the incumbent CEO.

So there is no doubt about that and be advice to drop if you cannot cope with the job as the personal department of the company have been receiving some application with every required personal infos/CV from your country.

So note that monday being 18th of september must be the last day of receiving application.

Best wishes,

Sir kelly ko CEO


The poor guy cant even spell his name consistantly

[bigpoppapuff]

david.....kelly ko sure knows how to screw up your weekend...you've got a big decision to make...i'd fire off more emails...ask for more info...ask him about the possibilities of meeting with him before deciding about "your dropping out of med school"...etc,etc...ask him to send you more info about the company..and how the two of you might take the company to amazing heights.....

[Evillepaintball]

david.....kelly ko sure knows how to screw up your weekend...you've got a big decision to make...i'd fire off more emails...ask for more info...ask him about the possibilities of meeting with him before deciding about "your dropping out of med school"...etc,etc...ask him to send you more info about the company..and how the two of you might take the company to amazing heights.....

there will be many more emails, but for now, i have to get ready for the ACT tomorrow. Ill probably come up with something sometime during the day. I really like the med school idea, i think it has some potential.