Dear Syd Cigarpuffy Pufferton,
It has come to my attention recently that you are the holder of the magical mystery ticket issued by one Sean Shouldworkatmcd's Bikestoworktosavetheenvironment, and this entitles you to the opportunity to donate large sums of money free of charge to you.
We will wire to your bank account once we have your information eleventeen billion dollars. With that, we only ask you to then wire to the Young, Married, and Corrupting the Youth's Mind Graduate Student Fund sixtyblue billion of that eleventeen billion dollars. The rest you may keep with the understanding you will donate it too to other charities. You will of course be provided with tax receipts for said donations, and we of course will not follow up once the initial sixtyblue billion has been transferred.
Please contact us immediately so that this wonderful transaction may take place,
Sir Moneylaunderedroundthecorner
22-45 Surley Drunk Ln.
Buttsville, PA
"If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity
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