the money keeps coming....

[Evillepaintball]

I sent an email to all of the ones above, but I just keep getting the same things back. When I move in for the kill, they just stop responding. Dastardly bunch of scammers. I'll keep goin for it though.

[bigpoppapuff]

Dear Friend,

My alternative email address: george_patrick3003@latinmail.com


PROPOSAL FOR URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE

I know you will be surprise to read from me, but please consider this letter as a request from a family in dares need of assistance.

I am Mr. GEORGE PATRICK the only son of late Mr. RICHARD PATRICK of Zimbabwe, presently residing in Burkina Faso.

On behalf of my widowed mother RITA PATRICK,I decided to solicit for your assistance to move the sum of $10.5million Dollars (Ten million five hundred thousand United States Dollars)inherited from my late father to your country for an onward investment under your kind control.

My father was killed during the current war against farmers in Zimbabwe from the support of our present HEAD OF STATES President ROBERT MUGABE to claim all the white owned farms to his NPF PARTY MEMBERS.

He ordered all the white farmers to surrender all their farms to his party members and followers. My father was one of the best farmers in our country and because he did not support Mugabe ideas, Mugabes supporters invaded my fathers farms and burnt down every thing in the farm, killed my father and made away with a lot of items in my fathers farm.

Before my fathers death, he had deposited with one of the security and finance companies in Burkina Faso, Africa the sum of US$10.5 million (Ten million five hundred thousand United States Dollars).After the death of my father, we decided to move to the Burkina Faso where he had deposited the money with Security Company as valuables.

We decided to contact an oversea firms and companies that can assist us to move this money out of Burkina Faso, because as asylum seekers we are not allowed to operate any bank account within Burkina Faso.

We have agreed to offer you 20% of total sum for your assistance, 5% has been mapped out for any expenses that may be incurred in the course of this transaction and 75%will be for me and my family to invest in your country.

From the above you will understand that the lives and future of my family depends on this money as such I will be very happy if you can assist us, now all I want from you is to furnish me with your personal telephone and fax numbers for easy communication.

Note that this transaction is 100% risk free and absolutely confidential. Waiting for your urgent responds

Thanks and God bless.
Best regards,
GEORGE PATRICK

[bigpoppapuff]

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[Loudpipes78]

If you want to go read some hysterical stuff check out... www.thescambaiter.com it's a board based on people getting back at the scammers.

2 of the most hysterical threads I have read and followed are linked below.

These guys get my


This the first thread I ever read over there and it got me hooked
http://thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7929


So far this Nigerian chump has gotten a toilet and a dishwasher has pictures and .mp3 audio of phone calls
http://thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8156



There are a ton of other good reads over there if you have the time.

[bigpoppapuff]

oh eville...we got us another one...unless loudpipes wants a piece of the action....


Mr.Frank Lee
General Manager
Anhui Guofeng Plastic Industry Co., Ltd
Tian Zhi Road
Hefei, ANH 230088
China.
Website:www.guofeng.com
E-mail:franklee_company2@yahoo.co.uk

Dear Sir/Madam,

OFFER TO ACT AS PAYMENT REPRESENTATIVE

I represent the above named Company based in China. My company manufacture,supply and export Plastics, candle holder,wind chime, photo frame and the other decorations.

We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our customers in Europe,America and Canada as well as making payments through them as payment officers. In our just concluded
Annual General Meeting (AGM) I as General Manager of this multinational company have been directed to relate with you because of the communication problem faced by most of our Board Members, since many of them cannot read, speak or write English Language except Chinnese which is our
official Language.

In view of this you are expected to relate directly with me as the company representative since I have been mandated to contact you and give them frequent update about our activities.

Most of our customers pay out in cash, cheques or money orders and we do not have an account in U.S.A And Canada presently that will clear this money. It is upon this note that we seek your assistance to stand in as our representative in your country. Note that Details of your
account is not needed in this transaction. Also, as our representative, you will receive 10% of whatever amount you clear for the company and the balance will be paid to the company's account officer.

Faithfully Yours,
Mr Frank Lee
General Manager
Anhui Guofeng Plastic Industry Co. Ltd
Tian Zhi Road
Hefei, ANH 230088
China.
www.guofeng.com

[Evillepaintball]

My dad's company deals with plastics in China, he speant 2 weeks there this summer. I'll see if I can cook up something extra special for this sack of crap.

[WhiteWidow]

This is from an awesome site I found called "The Best of Craig's List"

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/njy/212013545.html