OH! I just found something ironic as heck. Enjoy. There is always some truth in every joke.
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OH! I just found something ironic as heck. Enjoy. There is always some truth in every joke.
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Nobody is ever gone as long as there is someone to remember them.
screw the link....here's the post...and it was posted by.....................empire!!....
Husband store
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This is so true...
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how
the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as
the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a
you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and
are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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hey emp...read it...before she takes your balls...once she gets 'em...they're tough to get back...if at all...
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HAha, yeah that was my post.
I had actually thought about stopping smoking before I got back with her. Getting back together with her was just a good reason to do it. This thing with this girl isnt someone I just met, its been an ongoing thing for about 7 years now.
Cigars arent a big part of my life as it might be to some of you guys so its not too hard to give up. I dont drink alot either so that wasnt really a problem either. In my mind, its just a couple small sacrafices that I could make to make something else happen.
Im sure you all love cigars, but have they ever loved you back?
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Originally Posted by Empire23
Wait wait wait... getting back with her... ongoing (and obviously off going) for 7 years. Anybody else hearing those loud ass annoying warning sirens?
My cigars love me back everytime they touch my lips.
Seatbelts save lives, my best friend and I are alive because of them.
Nobody is ever gone as long as there is someone to remember them.
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I can only mimmick what everybody else already stated. You should have to change nothing about yourself for anybody. I can empathize with paying down bills, etc. I am in the same position. However, it's about priorities. I don't buy what I can't afford, and it never comes before priorities.
If you truly enjoy a good smoke (and drink, or both) every now and then, do it. If the lady doesn't like it she needs to go. You will be miserable in the long run if you change yourself for someone else.
Light up, and enjoy.
again,emp...your mind was made up...go back with her...let her mold you into what she wants you to be...get rid of your cigars and don't listen to what EVERY one of us had to offer......have a beautiful life together....
i'd run so fast...no pussy is good enough to take your balls...trust me..
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Kid, you gotta ask yourself one thing, "Is the fuckin I'm getting worth the Fuckin I'm getting" Hint, the fucking will soon stop but the Fuckin goes on forever.
Life is full of sorrow, live joyfully
Today the King came to see me, but it's not what you think.
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Q. Why did God make Adam first?
A. Because he didn't want any advice!
Yeah
LMFAS x 10
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown
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You want to quit because you want to quit? If that were the case dude you wouldn't be using getting back with a girl you've been on again off again for 7 years as the reason. You posted a thread saying I quit I THINK, again if you really wanted to would it just be an I think? Then you make the statement that cigars aren't that big of a part of your life, you joined a cigar forum on which you post at least once per day on average, seems to be adecent sized part.
Here's the deal like BPP said you made up your mind before you posted this thread so just say "hey guys I'm quitting cigars." You wanted this big ol response of good idea guy but come on you're asking cigar smokers. Hey man if you really want to quit then that's awesome but from your posts it sounds almost like a guy beat into submission and now trying to convince himself that he's giving up something he loves because he wants to. Just not buying it.
"I'm a leaf on the wind watch how I soar."
Hoban Washburn
Old School
There are SO MANY FISH IN THE SEA! Why settle?? You just need to do something to meet new girls, then you can get this girl out of your mind... Join a club, start dancing salsa, go traveling, but what ever you do Ditch the #$@%^
I agree with the others, NEVER settle, and NEVER change who you are... You'll only be miserable....
"smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud
"The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa
“The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda
call me Butters
[QUOTE=Roham;63804]There are SO MANY FISH IN THE SEA! Why settle?? You just need to do something to meet new girls, then you can get this girl out of your mind... Join a club, start dancing salsa, g
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Ha! I met my wfe at danciing lessons, Latin. Soooo many hot chicks
Smokey the bear says:.....
the reality of this entire thread is that he thought he'd get support....dude should grow a sack....cuz if he doesn't she'll be grabbing the mini-set he has now....
Are You Threatening Me?
Ask M.L. that same question.
sittin' in the back room
Today its cigars and hooch.....what's next? Drive straight home from work, call in on your lunch hour, and be sure to eat your veggies!!! I love my mother, but I moved out of her house. I think BPP is right, you wanted support and got slapped by reality.
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Empire's testes
I give up,I cant get the damn picture to upload
Last edited by dpenix76; 10-18-2006 at 04:52 PM.
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Empire's testes
I give up,I cant get the damn picture to upload
Here ya go
Seatbelts save lives, my best friend and I are alive because of them.
Nobody is ever gone as long as there is someone to remember them.
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