Fogs In Here!!!!

[Loudpipes78]

NEWB QUESTION TIME!!!!!

I've searched around the board.... I've read the internet lingo slang FAQ on another site that was linked.... I've read the cigar lingo slang FAQ... mentioned on that same site and I'm still farking clueless..... so.... here it goes



[PUTS ON FLAMESUIT JUST IN CASE]


What is up with some of your signatures?

Field Mice, Persimmons, Raisins, Termites, Pomegrantes, Funky Chickens

I know it's gotta have something to do with smokes... DUH!!!!

I thought it might have to do with aging (Raisins and Termites) or maybe good cigars that got dried out and you're trying to rescue? I want to know for sure so I'm asking.... after some more digging and better searching it's some sort of reward system? Ummm.... but still no real concrete answer.


PLEASE HELP!!!

Thanks.

~Another Damn Newb

[drew_goring]

lol

edit: that reminds me...I am due for an update

[Shelby07]

It is part of the Mystery of the Leaf!

[bigpoppapuff]

not even close.....and,btw....bananas and apes were taken..

[CoventryCat86]

Ya see, there's this lame-assed cigar board called "ClubStogie" which uses some childish theme with "gorillas" where they get "bananas" under some asinine criteria. They also have a rating system or "ring gauge" where they create an image of self-importance among themselves. The theory is the higher your ring gauge, the more respected you are which is all a load of bullshit.

So here we started with aardvarks and termites and raisins since aardvarks eat those and we let people assign themselves their own points of self importance which is about as credible as the silliness on ClubStogie aka "BananaLand." Oh, the "funky chicken" count is your number of posts divided by one hundred. Looks like I need to update mine!

Somewhere along the line, Sid (bigpoppapuff) decided to change Aardvarks/termites/raisins to funky chickens and pomegranates. Sid is in charge of that shit. I think he changed it again and I lost track....

I hope that clears things up.

So feel free to assign yourself anything you want. Afterall, YOU are the master of your universe!

[basil]

well, I dropped one of my cyanide vials and accidentally killed all my termites, thus reducing my cred to nil. Then the aardark started getting hungry and in his delusional state, tangled with a gorilla. He killed the semian bastard, but caught venereal rabies (At least it looked like he was trying to kill the ape) and he won't die but he just keeps getting uglier, meaner, and bigger because he has developed an affinity for funky chicken. He's getting harder to control but I expect his days are numbered because someone put a bounty on him and animal control is watching my house 24/7. I've allied with the 'vark and his reconnaissance reports that the field mice are running wild and have bivuoaced in both bathrooms. He switched the raisins out for xtc to try to lure the little vermin bastards out, but they keep stealing it and actually seem encouraged. I've got 18 kilos of C4 coming from amazon.com and I'm gonna get those fuckers. We gonna have pomegranite surprise. he.

[Loudpipes78]

AHA! Gotta love stupid asshat E-drama. There is a board that I know the owners of as well as a large amount of their mods and one of the dudes is a complete fucknugget so I have a clue what y'all are talking about. Personally I prefer a smaller board that I won't get lost in and can actually make some new E-Friends and BOTL. I already know the next time I'm in Buffalo I'll have somebody to smoke with.

Thanks for the clarification because I was highly confused as to WTF was going on.

Is this one of the first times ever a Newb has actually asked a good question?