lol
edit: that reminds me...I am due for an update
lol
edit: that reminds me...I am due for an update
Last edited by drew_goring; 10-18-2006 at 10:58 PM.
{*insert snide remark here*}
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It is part of the Mystery of the Leaf!
not even close.....and,btw....bananas and apes were taken..
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Ya see, there's this lame-assed cigar board called "ClubStogie" which uses some childish theme with "gorillas" where they get "bananas" under some asinine criteria.They also have a rating system or "ring gauge" where they create an image of self-importance among themselves. The theory is the higher your ring gauge, the more respected you are which is all a load of bullshit.
So here we started with aardvarks and termites and raisins since aardvarks eat those and we let people assign themselves their own points of self importance which is about as credible as the silliness on ClubStogie aka "BananaLand." Oh, the "funky chicken" count is your number of posts divided by one hundred. Looks like I need to update mine!
Somewhere along the line, Sid (bigpoppapuff) decided to change Aardvarks/termites/raisins to funky chickens and pomegranates. Sid is in charge of that shit. I think he changed it again and I lost track....![]()
I hope that clears things up.![]()
So feel free to assign yourself anything you want. Afterall, YOU are the master of your universe!![]()
Last edited by CoventryCat86; 10-18-2006 at 11:47 PM.
TBSCigars - "On Holiday"
Grammar - It's the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.
well, I dropped one of my cyanide vials and accidentally killed all my termites, thus reducing my cred to nil. Then the aardark started getting hungry and in his delusional state, tangled with a gorilla. He killed the semian bastard, but caught venereal rabies (At least it looked like he was trying to kill the ape) and he won't die but he just keeps getting uglier, meaner, and bigger because he has developed an affinity for funky chicken. He's getting harder to control but I expect his days are numbered because someone put a bounty on him and animal control is watching my house 24/7. I've allied with the 'vark and his reconnaissance reports that the field mice are running wild and have bivuoaced in both bathrooms. He switched the raisins out for xtc to try to lure the little vermin bastards out, but they keep stealing it and actually seem encouraged. I've got 18 kilos of C4 coming from amazon.com and I'm gonna get those fuckers. We gonna have pomegranite surprise. he.
Last edited by basil; 10-19-2006 at 01:00 AM.
Equality is not seeing different things equally. It's seeing different things differently.
- Tom Robbins
- Like I needed you to tell me I'm a fucking prick . . . Did you think you're posting some front page news? I am a fucking prick . . . - MarineOne
I don't know all the ancient history (and really don't care to) but I do post on Club Stogie. They have a pipe section there that I really like. I've met some great people there and the 28th I'm herfing with some of them. Looking forward to it.
I like this board, as well. Not as many people makes for a whole different experience that I'm more comfortable with. And Sid's here.
I could care less about the point scales but thanks for clearing that up. I might have gotten around to asking one of these days. Probably not, though.![]()
Last edited by designwise1; 10-19-2006 at 01:23 AM.
--Gerald
I've met some great people from that board as well but that doesn't change the fact that the site owner (pds) is a complete piece of shit along with his asslicker radar. A couple of the mods are great guys like IHT, kansashat, motheman and SeanGAR but unfortunately, their hands are tied and the tone is set by the asswipes pds and radar. Most people who have been around cigar boards for a while won't have anything to do with that place. The good people find there way to other boards while the asshats like SvilleKid and quite a few others pretty much just stay there because they can't function on the normal cigar boards.
The history is far from "ancient" but if you choose to put your head in the sand and not want to know about it then go for it. Of course it's hard for any of us to prove our points about the shitty way that board is run because the site owner deletes threads and posts to hide the evidence.![]()
In the meantime, assign yourself some funky chickens and field mice but check with Sid first about the latest standards for that because like I said, he's in charge of that shit.![]()
TBSCigars - "On Holiday"
Grammar - It's the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.
AHA! Gotta love stupid asshat E-drama. There is a board that I know the owners of as well as a large amount of their mods and one of the dudes is a complete fucknugget so I have a clue what y'all are talking about. Personally I prefer a smaller board that I won't get lost in and can actually make some new E-Friends and BOTL. I already know the next time I'm in Buffalo I'll have somebody to smoke with.![]()
Thanks for the clarification because I was highly confused as to WTF was going on.
Is this one of the first times ever a Newb has actually asked a good question?![]()
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