well, I dropped one of my cyanide vials and accidentally killed all my termites, thus reducing my cred to nil. Then the aardark started getting hungry and in his delusional state, tangled with a gorilla. He killed the semian bastard, but caught venereal rabies (At least it looked like he was trying to kill the ape) and he won't die but he just keeps getting uglier, meaner, and bigger because he has developed an affinity for funky chicken. He's getting harder to control but I expect his days are numbered because someone put a bounty on him and animal control is watching my house 24/7. I've allied with the 'vark and his reconnaissance reports that the field mice are running wild and have bivuoaced in both bathrooms. He switched the raisins out for xtc to try to lure the little vermin bastards out, but they keep stealing it and actually seem encouraged. I've got 18 kilos of C4 coming from amazon.com and I'm gonna get those fuckers. We gonna have pomegranite surprise. he.
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