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    Quote Originally Posted by designwise1 View Post
    "More Republican propaganda," is the proper comeback for this kind of b.s.

    It's just a joke, meant to be humorous, I can take jokes poking fun at Republicans and they even make me laugh if they are funny.

    Here's one that made me laugh:

    How can you tell the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

    Democrats use bookmarks when they read.

    Republicans bend over pages.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cigar no baka View Post
    It's just a joke, meant to be humorous, I can take jokes poking fun at Republicans and they even make me laugh if they are funny.

    Here's one that made me laugh:

    How can you tell the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

    Democrats use bookmarks when they read.

    Republicans bend over pages.

    Now that's the only true statement you've posted in this entire thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokinDVM View Post
    Now that's the only true statement you've posted in this entire thread.
    Nah,they're all jokes meant in good fun, just poking fun.

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    Chris,
    How about that John Kerry?
    I voted for him but he said some crazy shit today. Did you hear about that?
    --Gerald

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    Quote Originally Posted by designwise1 View Post
    Chris,
    How about that John Kerry?
    I voted for him but he said some crazy shit today. Did you hear about that?
    I did, and it was blown way out of proportion.
    The joke was supposed to be, "If you don't do your homework, you could end up bogged down in Iraq". (Get it? You know, dumbya, no plan, no brains.)

    Unfortunately for him, he botched the joke terribly. Good thing he doesn't do stand-up for a living.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokinDVM View Post
    I did, and it was blown way out of proportion.
    The joke was supposed to be, "If you don't do your homework, you could end up bogged down in Iraq". (Get it? You know, dumbya, no plan, no brains.)

    Unfortunately for him, he botched the joke terribly. Good thing he doesn't do stand-up for a living.

    Yep, good thing Kerry wasn't making a living off comedy or he and his family would be starving.

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    Chris,
    They could always substitute ketchup for a vegetable... <cymbals crash> (thank you, Ronald Reagan).

    Barry,
    After watching all the vids again I see what he meant and I see how it was misinterpreted. He had a good point -- it just got lost.
    --Gerald

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