Quote Originally Posted by SmokinDVM View Post
I did, and it was blown way out of proportion.
The joke was supposed to be, "If you don't do your homework, you could end up bogged down in Iraq". (Get it? You know, dumbya, no plan, no brains.)

Unfortunately for him, he botched the joke terribly. Good thing he doesn't do stand-up for a living.

Yep, good thing Kerry wasn't making a living off comedy or he and his family would be starving.