drewnotsogoodgoring

[Secret Santa]

I would just like to add that if anybody need some suggestions or hints on how to ship to Canada, feel free to PM me or pretty much anybody else from Canada. I just wouldn't want anybody to get an unexpected tax bill if it can be avoided.
or if you would like to remain anonymous, I am sure that dHutch would be willing to pass any concerns about shipping to Canada on to me.

Oh for crying out loud Oh ye of little goddamn faith! What are you? Some kinda fuckin' Santa Claus atheist?!? I use sleighs and chimneys and shit! Hello!!! sheesh. like you think you're a fuckin' elf or something.

I second that, just PM me.

Also, to my canadian Brothers, I once again offer my assistance with getting packages across the border "unscathed" by Customs.

Fuckin' great. Next we're gonna unionize Canuck elves.

Ha - the mounties would fuck you up if they caught wind of this plan.

Damn good idea! I am sorely tempted to turn 'em in.

<sigh> ok, drewi'malwaystryin'tothinkofnewandmoredeviouswayst obreakthelawsoftwocountriesinthenameofChristmasgor ing, I'm not even goin to ask if you've been good, but, on the oh-so-slight chance you may have had a good day or two SOMEtime this last year, go ahead and tell ol' Santy, (whom you obviously don't even believe in) what you want for Christmas. And maybe I'll think about it.

[drew_goring]

Well Santy, recently I have begun to love lanceros. But I really haven't smoked anything that I didn't like, other than dog rockets (mac, upmann 1844).

[Secret Santa]

ok drew, yer gonna have to help ole santy out - are we talkin' LFD lanceros?

[drew_goring]

ok drew, yer gonna have to help ole santy out - are we talkin' LFD lanceros?

I am talkin' any lanceros. I love them all. But really, I just like smokes. Again, I really haven't smoked a cigar that I didn't like.

[Monk]

<sigh> ok, drewi'malwaystryin'tothinkofnewandmoredeviouswayst obreakthelawsoftwocountriesinthenameofChristmasgor ing, I'm not even goin to ask if you've been good, but, on the oh-so-slight chance you may have had a good day or two SOMEtime this last year, go ahead and tell ol' Santy, (whom you obviously don't even believe in) what you want for Christmas. And maybe I'll think about it.

hahaha that clatter on the roof of Drew's place might be the sound of Dudley Do-Right's horse. Are you sure you ain't Snidely Whiplash in reality Drew?



-W.

[Secret Santa]

head's up bro. I'm just gonna slow down a little on an early run and kick this fucker overboard in the general proximity of your coordinates. The attached waiver is your copy - I've already signed one for you. HOHOHO!!!

[drew_goring]

uh oh...I'm skeered.

I had better start reinforcing my mailbox if I know what's good for me.

[drew_goring]

Just so you know, I am flying 600 miles home this Saturday morning.

Not to worry though, I am leaving my key with somebody staying here over the holidays, and they will throw the package into my cooler when it comes. So I won't know for sure that it has been delivered until probably Jan. 7.

[Secret Santa]

I tol' those little bastards you were leavin' town. They said they'd have it there in time. They said the Canadian post is quite possibly the most efficient in the world. Of course, they said all this at the Christmas party, which we have early for obvious reasons and there was lotsa eggnog and who fuckin' knows what all. I said that ain't my fuckin' experience with the Canadian post - that letters to Santa from kids in Canada, although much closer than the US, I don't get till fuckin' March every year and they'd damn well be takin' your shit themselves for a handgoddamn delivery and they said ok Santa whatever you say and then we all had more eggnog, which was by that time mostly nog. Well, next week I ast'em and they said, with a faraway look in their beady little bloodshot eyes, that of course they'd taken a couple'a reign deer with the two-seater and hand-delivered your shit. 2 minutes later, I see the 2-seater fulla shit that was all marked CA, goin' out to who the hell knows where. So, it's a good thing you got someone watchin' for your mail because there is, by now, a chance it may not make it before the 15th. Me, I still got my fingers crossed. And, the elves, they're denyin' everything.

[drew_goring]

Well damn Santa. An amazing selection of sticks and some tasty treats to boot...you really weren't kidding about them being addictive...