Well, Santa has had his eye on you. You seem a little strange.
Just wondering, how in the hell did you get that handle? Sounds like the name of a gay porn star. Bet your mom is proud of that. What is that on our chin?
Maybe you roam around with no clothes on while playing with your gun. Maybe you roam around naked playing with some strangers gun. Hell, your handle seems a little suspect.
Any how, tell Santa what kind of cigars you like to smoke. Just maybe he can send some your way.
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