I am going to let you in on the little secret about cookies and milk.

Elfes have a hell of a sweet tooth, after all they are just kids and the one who helps Santa to look after the raindeer while he makes his chimney visits is just nuts about the cookies.

Now the stipid raindeer could never figure out how the white snow melts into clear water, so I make I fooled them with milk and use it as their fuel ever since.

Now old Santa on the other hand always has a stash of firewater. So just as a little hint don't drop your presents or something might break

Oh yeah me being St. Nick and all with a few tricks up my sleeve I might have just found a way to get a hot Cuban chick into that gift box as well