Roham

[Secret Santa]

I am going to let you in on the little secret about cookies and milk.

Elfes have a hell of a sweet tooth, after all they are just kids and the one who helps Santa to look after the raindeer while he makes his chimney visits is just nuts about the cookies.

Now the stipid raindeer could never figure out how the white snow melts into clear water, so I make I fooled them with milk and use it as their fuel ever since.

Now old Santa on the other hand always has a stash of firewater. So just as a little hint don't drop your presents or something might break

Oh yeah me being St. Nick and all with a few tricks up my sleeve I might have just found a way to get a hot Cuban chick into that gift box as well

[Roham]

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED! THE EAGLE HAS LANDED!

WOW!

Very impressed! Thank you Santa! That whiskey is a real gem! I can't wait to try it. Later this week for sure. I don't know if I can get myself to break that wax seal though, but I have to have a sip! 50% proof is pretty crazy! I'm sure I could get tipsy quickly with that stuff... Have drank much of it yourself???


And the cigar selection is out of this world! I think there is only one or two out of all the ones you sent me I have tried! So it is going to be great getting to know a few new brands/sizes!!! Some look of them look amazing. They had a long cold trip so but they all arrived safe and sound. I think I am going to let them rest a week or two before I start into them.


And the CUBAN! Let me tell you about the cuban! Me and her already are getting to know each other. And a little known fact about me is I speak german. Although I don't read it very well it made the present that much cooler that she is bilingual!!! Wooo Hoo! I'm in love!

You're the best Santa!