Santa sure has a potty mouth this year, I must say I'm back and all is well!

Now, send me some of those home made cookies and 2% milk you hog all to yourself every year and I would believe in you all over again! You are real, aren't you Santa?


Or, maybe some lovely latin girls(who can dance)! Not the elf variety though, too short... And you'll have to overnight her, or them over to me, least they freeze on the trip down to cold(brrr) Calgary....


If the cookies or the Latino women(who can dance) don't fit in your bag I also heard of a reggatone star name Calle 13 while in Cuba. If you had an elf download some of his latest songs and burn me a disc I would be in heaven, or maybe a small bottle of scotch to sample... There are hundreds to choose from and I have only tried a couple dozen...

Seriously though, just a few nice stoogies would do just fine I'm not picky and there are still tons I haven't tried. I wouldn't even know where to start....