Unlike the rest of these tobacco puffing bad-asses, you have been very nice and sublime this year. No angry outbists or curse words. I had a big ass bag of Match-Lite just waiting for you, too.Guess I'll have to make my famous Raindeer steaks this year to use up all that coal. Since you've been so good and nice to every spammer, one-hit-wonder, and dumbass post I'll be very nice to you. Just tell santa what your sarcastic asshole wants.
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